My Summer Car

этап сюжета концовка побочное

• Proud to be mortal When I die, I die for good 100%
• I am coward No permanent death for you. 94%
• Ultimate survivor Drinking your own piss like a pro. 71%
• Party time Bottle of booze drank quickly. 60%
• And it is gone! Say goodbye to your saves. 50%
• It runs! Your car actually started, good job! 49%
• Jonne! You are real Finnish Jonne. 46%
• Poor people go away A real money man. 42%
• A true hillbilly Shopping groceries with style! 41%
• Case solved 24 bottles of beer consumed! 40%
• Welcome to Finland You just experienced a Sauna. 35%
• Finnish wedding Your traditional wedding condition. 29%
• Magic portal Somehow you don't remember anything. 28%
• 100 km 100 km driven with Satsuma. 26%
• Golden steam Enjoy the smell. 23%
• An idiot An idiot is definition of you. 22%
• Money well spent Better luck next time. 21%
• Grand Theft Teimo You little punk! 20%
• Granny's little helper You are such a good boy! 20%
• Responsible citizen You got your car through inspection. 19%
• Yeast festival Enjoy your home brew... delicious. 18%
• You have a new friend! He is drunk, so he must be a friend. 17%
• Bad Guy You've done your time. 17%
• Mr. Kilju Good batch of commercial deer piss. 15%
• Dakar rally You just keep on going. 15%
• You have a computer! Now play some games. 13%
• What a shock! Too long walk to the toilet perhaps? 12%
• Working man's Saturday Time to relax. 11%
• Finnish Summer This is it. This is everything you ever need. 8,9%
• True Peräjärvi Dalton! Robbing a slot machine with style. 7,7%
• 1000 km 1000 km driven with Satsuma. 7,2%
• Satsuma GT You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim. 6,8%
• Full of crap 10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job! 6,5%
• You reached 100 kg Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic. 6,1%
• Kela-Taxi You served elderly person with style. 6,0%
• Pimped! That really does it. 5,3%
• Total idiot & full idiot Flipping off to a drunk driver. 5,1%
• King of Tuning You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop! 4,7%
• Don't answer that call Thunder called you and you got killed. 4,6%
• Feel alive Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver. 4,3%
• Smoking kills Do not smoke. At least while refueling... 4,3%
• Jackpot! Maybe you should do Lotto too? 3,5%
• Rusting fast Over 200km/h with Satsuma! 3,1%
• Thank you government Crime is for poor people only. 3,1%
• Can't stop smoking now... You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going. 2,8%
• 10000 km 10000 km driven with Satsuma. 2,6%
• Thank you for playing! Seems like it is over now. 2,6%
• Methanol Man You gained a new super power: Blindness! 2,4%
• Too much power, too little skill Jerk in daddy's car. 2,4%
• Greased rust Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma. 2,3%
• Darwin Award Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more. 2,0%
• 1000 Strawberries! Time well spent, huh? 2,0%
• Wow, look at that Chopin there Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C. 1,9%
• Lottery winner You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure! 1,8%
• Catch-A-Fish You caught the rarest fish in the pond. 1,6%
• Philosophy Master Sometimes being a banker is enough. 1,5%
• Gauntlet survivor Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days. 1,5%
• Aiming like a pro Maybe find a woman next time. 1,5%
• My finger slipped Achieve a time of 0.12 or under. 1,5%
• Seek and you shall find Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man. 1,5%
• Finnish sisu! Finish rally with major suspension damage. 1,5%
• First loser Coming second is just a first loser. 1,5%
• Flying Finn Top breed of racing drivers. 1,5%
• Kiddy champ You won in a junior class! 1,5%
• Full stash Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times. 1,4%
• Grill master Serve at least 20 dish. 1,4%
• You are the wall You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion. 1,4%
• Waving for victory They failed to stop Johnny. 1,4%
• I am Santa Claus Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi. 1,4%
• PTSD Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange. 1,4%
• Engine started! You beat the menu. And that's it. 1,4%
• A cure for illness You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day. 1,4%
• Hannes Kolehmainen Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot. 1,4%
• Sliding Swede Coming after Flying Finns! 1,4%
• Kahen kilon siika! Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms. 1,2%
• Reetipokeri Master Too bad this is not Las Vegas. 1,2%
• Heaven Got drunk enough and found the key. 0,4%