ActionCasualSimulationStrategy
Toy Soldiers
Give it 5 hours
Gets good by 5h then rated almost like by veterans
Started playing 66% of owners
Steam reviews 89% positive of 1,499
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 4 reviews are negative (26%); after 5h it's 1 in 18 (5%).
- Only 66% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 1,511 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 298 reviews: 8.6h for positive, 4.2h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (66.2% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (17)
- Jumped the Bags Complete level 1 100%
- Foot Slogger Earn General Rank on any level 93%
- Old Contemptible Defeat Tsar Tank 74%
- Fire in the Hole Guide a shell to its destination 59%
- Flying Pig Defeat Zeppelin 53%
- Old Sweat Defeat Uber Tank 40%
- Coffin Nails Complete the Campaign 21%
- Foo Fighter Shoot down 40 UFOs with your P-51 Mustang 9.5%
- Land Ship Defeat the K-Wagen 8.5%
- Pip, Squeak & Wilfred Survive until Round 5 7.9%
- Throw a Seven Complete any level in Elite mode 7.4%
- Mr. Roboto Defeat RoboBob 5.7%
- Grass Cutter Get a 40x blast combo 3.6%
- Sweet Fancy Adams Earn General Rank on all Campaign levels 2.7%
- Base Rat Find all of the golden cubes in The Kaiser's Battle 1.8%
- Rocketman Find all of the golden rockets in Invasion 1.7%
- Brass Hat Complete Campaign+ and earn all Ration Tickets 1.5%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.