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Panzer Paladin
Give it 5 hours
Gets good by 5h then rated almost like by veterans
Started playing 14% of owners
Steam reviews 74% positive of 675
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours almost 1 in 2 reviews are negative (43%); after 5h it's 1 in 5 (19%).
- Few early reviews, so this is a rough estimate.
- Only 14% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 679 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 296 reviews: 5.8h for positive, 2.5h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (13.6% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (30)
- Demolisher Destroy 100 walls. 100%
- Demon Slayer Slay 1000 demons. 90%
- Forged In Fire Forge your first weapon. 77%
- World Champion Defeat the Weapon Keepers of all World locations. 77%
- Worthy Opponent Defeat The Horseman 10 times. 66%
- Sword Master Perform 10 successful parries or disarm maneuvers. 63%
- Kinship Defeat the Putrid Paladin. 61%
- Into Shatters Break 100 weapons. 54%
- Rescue Android Complete all Classic story levels on easy difficulty or harder. 51%
- Wizard Cast all 14 different spells. 50%
- Pugilist Defeat a Weapon Keeper using only the Panzer Punch. 38%
- Moral Code Get the lawful ending. 37%
- Mean Machine Get the chaotic ending. 30%
- Stick Around Throw 100 weapons. 27%
- Bullet Slicer Deflect 50 projectiles. 25%
- In The Zone Reach a Weapon Keeper's room with no damage. 24%
- Turbo Panzer Complete a level in Speedrun mode. 22%
- Ace Pilot Complete all Classic story levels on hard difficulty. 18%
- Power Armor Upgrade the Paladin to its maximum health. 18%
- Path To Knighthood Complete a level using only the Squire. 17%
- Blink Of An Eye Defeat a Weapon Keeper under 10 seconds. 16%
- Rescue Redux Complete all Remixed story levels on easy difficulty or harder. 14%
- Entry-Level CPU Earn Bronze rank or higher 5 times. (Any extra mode) 13%
- Mid-Range CPU Earn Silver rank or higher 5 times. (Any extra mode) 13%
- Mischief Complete a level using a Game Goblin code. 13%
- Titleholder Complete the Tournament mode. 13%
- Cutting Edge CPU Earn Gold rank 5 times. (Any extra mode) 13%
- Gauntlet Complete all Remixed story levels with a high spirit burden on hard difficulty. 13%
- Treasure Hunter Find all hidden treasures. 13%
- Paramount Paladin Obtain all trophies/awards. 12%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.