ActionAdventureSimulation
RUSSI.A SIMULATOR
Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 93% of owners
Steam reviews 72% positive of 361
What the data shows
- 70% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (70%).
- 93% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 365 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 291 reviews: 0.5h for positive, 0.3h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (92.7% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (26)
- Мужики молящиеся питуну Мужики молящиеся питуну 100%
- Vodka Vodka 95%
- Расколбас Расколбас 83%
- Babushka Babushka 78%
- Побухай с Медведем Побухай с Медведем 77%
- Hardbass Hardbass 73%
- Ты с какого района? Ты с какого района? 56%
- Арбуз Купи арбуз 46%
- Обэммэ Почему так? 45%
- Серполикий Помолись Вождю 44%
- Не выжил Ты не протянул в Костовии и минуты 42%
- Гопстоп Гопстоп 42%
- Мелочь Есть? Мелочь Есть? 42%
- Славить солнце Славить солнце 38%
- Есть Два Стула Есть Два Стула 38%
- Natasha Natasha 30%
- Михалыч запомнит это... Михалыч запомнит это... 29%
- +1 к хорошей концовке +1 к хорошей концовке 25%
- Концовка 2 Концовка 2 9.8%
- Bottle Bottle 6.4%
- Покряхтим Школьные разборки 6.4%
- Концовка 1 Концовка 1 6.4%
- RKP RKP 6.4%
- Сядь на корточки 10 раз Сядь на корточки 10 раз 6.4%
- TvoyoZdorvye TvoyoZdorvye 6.4%
- ДВЕНАДЦАТЬ ИЗ ДЕСЯТИ!111 Закончи игру 6.3%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-21.