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You Suck at Parking® - Complete Edition
Give it 3 hours
Gets good by 3h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Started playing 68% of owners
Steam reviews 85% positive of 931
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 4 reviews are negative (24%); after 3h it's 1 in 10 (10%).
- Only 68% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 951 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 291 reviews: 4.6h for positive, 1.7h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (67.5% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (25)
- Time to shine Customize your car for the first time 100%
- Braking bad Complete a level without braking 86%
- Parked is parked Park as a wreckage 73%
- Take off the training wheels Finished the tutorial 72%
- Look mom no hands Park a car without controlling it 64%
- Professional parkster Park on all spots in a round of online multiplayer 45%
- Antarcticar Unlock the snow biome 38%
- The smell of gasoline in the morning Finish first in an online match 28%
- Late to the party Park on the last spot with your last car in the last round in online multiplayer 22%
- On the rocks Park as an ice cube 21%
- Rear window shopper Acquire a cosmetic from the parking lot 20%
- Party Time! Create a party for the first time 15%
- Eat my dust Win all rounds of an online multiplayer match 15%
- No spot left unparked Park on all spots in a full match in online multiplayer 15%
- Peter Parkster Drive vertically for 5 minutes in total 15%
- Are we there yet? Reach level 25 14%
- You suck at flying Be airborne for 30 minutes in total 12%
- Carnivore Win 3 online multiplayer matches in a row 11%
- Rock This Party Win a match when playing in a Party 3.4%
- All spots taken Complete all levels in the base game 2.4%
- Roadtrip Reach level 50 2.4%
- Fired up Complete all levels of the "Inferno" update 2.1%
- Master Skowda Perfect all levels in the base game 2.1%
- Flaming hot Perfect all levels of the "Inferno" update 1.9%
- Losing grip Drift for 1 hour in total 1.9%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.