POSTAL 4: No Regerts
Hooks you right away
What the data shows
- 64% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 4+ hours (64%).
- The game has no story achievements, so drop-off points can't be measured.
- Only 56% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
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Based on all 13,702 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 298 reviews: 9.5h for positive, 5.5h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (56.1% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.
All achievements (23)
story milestone ending side
- Look ma, I'm a HOBO! Construct your homeless beggar sign. 100%
- And remember, respect is everything! Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive. 28%
- Don't forget to wash your hands! Flush after taking a piss in a toilet. 21%
- One Side, Gramps Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter. 17%
- Breezy, not sleezy Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit. 15%
- Holocaust: Part Trois Reunite with an old enemy, again. 11%
- We still ain't got no budget! Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages. 9.8%
- I Wanna Dance With Somebody Discover the secret crack den. 8.2%
- Lynched Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ. 7.7%
- Can we fix it? No we can't! Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand. 6.1%
- PISSASSO Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss. 5.9%
- Mean Kitty As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks. 4.8%
- Highscore, what does that mean? Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge. 4.1%
- Dude Vinci Code Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings. 4.1%
- Yippee Ki-Yay Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye. 3.7%
- 4 can play that game! Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator. 3.2%
- Lame of Thrones Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone. 3.0%
- No Way Trailer Home Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices. 2.9%
- Scooter Tutor Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter. 2.9%
- Roadhouse Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people. 2.5%
- Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This Complete the game with no kills. 2.1%
- Still playing with dolls! Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles. 2.0%
- One of Uwe's Best Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges). 1.8%