Free To PlaySimulation
Microtransaction Simulator
Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 95% of owners
Steam reviews 86% positive of 844
What the data shows
- 85% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (85%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 82% of games we track.
- 95% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 850 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 300 reviews: 1.1h for positive, 0.6h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (95.3% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (35)
- White Onion Get a white 100%
- Brown Bagel Get a brown 100%
- First One is Free Sometimes there is a free lunch. 100%
- Blue Berry Get a blue 99%
- The Year is 20XX 2017 99%
- Purple Grapes Get a purple 99%
- Red Beet Get a red 99%
- Green Peas Get a green 98%
- Turquoise Turquoise Get a turquoise 94%
- Against all odds Take a look at me now 93%
- Tricks are for kids yeah 91%
- Peach Fuzz Get a fuzz 90%
- Oh What a Feeling Open 50 packs 89%
- The House Always Wins Old habits die hard 75%
- We're dancing on the ceiling Open 100 packs 73%
- Guacamole Yum 72%
- Silence is golden ... 62%
- A movie about bees They're taking all the honey! 51%
- SCHOOLED Some people graduate but they still stupid 51%
- chlsea It's a secret to everybody 51%
- Holy Moly Unrelated 48%
- BROCCOLI Eat your green vegetables 46%
- Riches A small loan of 1 million dollars 46%
- FNG Lucid once 46%
- Debt You dug a hole 43%
- Gotta go fast Mania 35%
- Apply your knowledge coolio 29%
- Win the game Harder than it looks 24%
- Dead Past the point of no return 19%
- Win twice? Is this a bug? 17%
- Impossible Don't even try it 14%
- Pure knowledge it burns 12%
- Might Number 9 or was it 8? 11%
- Brick your game (intentionally) This can't be a mistake 11%
- quarantine literally idle the game for 4 hours. Stay at home and don't spread the coronavirus. 6.4%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.