Loading Screen Simulator
Hooks you almost right away
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 7 reviews are negative (15%); after 3h it's 1 in 14 (7%).
- Fully opens up by hour 3.
- The opening is criticised less than in 82% of games we track.
- The game has no story achievements, so drop-off points can't be measured.
- 98% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 8,660 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 300 reviews: 1.4h for positive, 1.1h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (98.3% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.
All achievements (20)
story milestone ending side
- And that’s where it starts Click the button 100%
- Is it over yet? No? Okay Click the button 1000 times 81%
- 1 byte/sec Slooooooooooooo 81%
- 1 kilobyte/sec I can work with that 55%
- Cake is not a lie Click… 43%
- Loaded! Finally 41%
- Yay Victory Huh, I didn’t know that it was possible to win in console… cool 39%
- Gotta go fast You dirty little hacker ;) 33%
- $Lots of cash$ Click the button 10000 times 27%
- Impudence Here's my other game (Yes, I ruined your 100% just for this) 26%
- OVERLOADED Again? 23%
- Speedrun Wow that was fast 22%
- A small loan of a million dollars Now you can make Loading great again 19%
- Secret Doobydoobydabbadoobydabadooda bedigabibblebede, It's a secret! 18%
- 1 megabyte/sec That’s Mega 18%
- 1 gigabyte/sec That’s too much! I don’t know if I can pay for this 15%
- 1 peatebyte/sec KALM DOWN! YOU GONNA DOWNLOAD THE ENTIRE INTERNET 14%
- One more for the go Okay why? 13%
- 1 Exabyte/sec Your PC is slowly sucking in the universe 12%
- high score I guess :/ Get 100 points in the game 12%