HOARD

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

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Based on all 1,064 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 295 reviews: 5.8h for positive, 0.9h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (85.5% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (129)

• Red Handed Destroy your first thief 100%
• Money in the Bank Ransom your first princess 98%
• Overthrow Destroy your first castle 96%
• My Turf Defeat an enemy dragon for the first time 92%
• Burnt Bread I Destroy 5 mills 81%
• Civil Unrest I Destroy 5 town centers 79%
• Brick by Brick I Destroy 5 castles 73%
• Grist Grinder I Destroy 25 farmer carts 69%
• Prohibition I Destroy 5 taverns 68%
• Barrels of Fun I Destroy 25 wagons 64%
• Knight Slayer I Defeat 25 knights 63%
• Popcorn I Destroy 50 crops 62%
• Flaming Arrow I Defeat 25 archers 61%
• Bully Gain tribute status with a town 60%
• Conversationalist I Ransom 10 princesses 60%
• Investor Collect your first tribute cart 53%
• Hoarder Capture your first wizard gem 53%
• Toe to Toe Defeat your first giant 52%
• Sheriff I Defeat 25 thieves 52%
• Good Harvest Destroy a bumper crop 50%
• Religious Intolerance Destroy a bell-tower 50%
• Robber Unto Thyself Destroy one of your own tribute carts 49%
• Clubber Get smashed by a giant 44%
• Burnt Bread II Destroy 25 mills 43%
• Hasty Breather Burn a princess 43%
• All Fear Me Gain tribute status from all towns (more than one) on a level that is fully populated 43%
• Loves the Shinies I Collect 5 wizard gems 38%
• Civil Unrest II Destroy 25 town centers 35%
• High Security Win a TREASURE level without having any gold stolen from your hoard 30%
• Brick by Brick II Destroy 25 castles 30%
• Task Force Defeat 15 thieves in a single TREASURE or PRINCESS RUSH game 29%
• No Sweat Win a TREASURE or PRINCESS RUSH level without ever being defeated 25%
• Ruin Christmas Incinerate 10 thieves who are dressed up like Santa's elves! 25%
• Prohibition II Destroy 25 taverns 23%
• A Winner is You Win a competitive multiplayer game 21%
• Bigger They Are III Defeat 2 giants in the same game 20%
• Popcorn II Destroy 250 crops 19%
• Careful Take no damage for the first 1 minute of a HOARD MODE level 19%
• Champion Defeat 25 knights in a single TREASURE or PRINCESS RUSH game 19%
• Spicy Upgrade FIRE to maximum 18%
• Speedy Upgrade SPEED to maximum 16%
• Knight Slayer II Defeat 250 knights 15%
• Burnt Bread III Destroy 100 mills 15%
• Flashbang Kill a thief using a bomb wagon 14%
• Egg Hoarder Collect 48 eggs. Hurry! 13%
• Grist Grinder II Destroy 250 farmer carts 12%
• Barrels of Fun II Destroy 250 wagons 12%
• Conversationalist II Ransom 100 princesses 12%
• Flaming Arrow II Defeat 250 archers 11%
• Civil Unrest III Destroy 100 town centers 11%
• Hunter Defeat 30 archers in a single TREASURE or PRINCESS RUSH game 10%
• Strong Upgrade CARRY to maximum 9.9%
• Loves the Shinies II Collect 25 wizard gems 9.8%
• Collateral Damage Kill a princess using a bomb wagon 9.4%
• Double Dragon Defeat two enemy dragons at the same time 8.8%
• Brick by Brick III Destroy 100 castles 8.7%
• Bigger They Are I Defeat 10 giants 8.3%
• Max Upgrade your hoard to level 12 8.3%
• Charitable Win a TREASURE level without defeating any thieves 8.0%
• Playa Play 10 multiplayer games 8.0%
• Lucky Take no damage for the first 2 minutes of a HOARD MODE level 7.4%
• Sturdy Upgrade ARMOR to maximum 7.3%
• Sheriff II Defeat 250 thieves 6.9%
• Pack Wyrm Carry the most amount of gold possible 6.7%
• Envy Multiplayer: Steal a princess from an enemy's hoard 6.0%
• Dominator Multiplayer: Defeat an enemy dragon three times without being defeated in return 5.7%
• FIREth Of July Cause 12 groups of fireworks to go off in a HOARD MODE level 5.6%
• Guardian Multiplayer: Win a co-op level without the score multiplier ever being lost 5.6%
• I'm Bi-Winning Win 10 competitive multiplayer games 5.6%
• Knight Slayer III Defeat 750 knights 5.4%
• Magellan Manager Collect 250 tribute carts 5.3%
• Prohibition III Destroy 100 taverns 5.1%
• Weak Link Multiplayer: Earn a gold rating on a co-op level while scoring the least on the team 5.0%
• Follow My Lead Multiplayer: Earn a gold rating on a co-op level while scoring the highest on the team 4.9%
• Siege Warfare Kill a castle using a bomb wagon 4.9%
• Conversationalist III Ransom 250 princesses 4.8%
• Thank You, I'll Pass Multiplayer: Win a match without using any PowerUps 4.7%
• Popcorn III Destroy 1000 crops 4.1%
• Not on My Watch Win a PRINCESS RUSH game without ever losing a princess during ransom 4.0%
• Bigger They Are II Defeat 25 giants 3.5%
• Sly Take no damage for the first 3 minutes of a HOARD MODE level 3.5%
• Loves the Shinies III Collect 100 wizard gems 3.4%
• Warm Up Multiplayer: Win a TREASURE match having never trailed in score 3.4%
• Flaming Arrow III Defeat 750 archers 3.3%
• Woodburn Burn down 1000 trees! 3.3%
• Claw to Grind Multiplayer: Defeat every dragon at least once in a 4-player match 3.2%
• Fear Me Instead Destroy 25 enemy tribute carts 3.2%
• Lightweight Earn a gold rating on a TREASURE or PRINCESS RUSH level without upgrading CARRY 3.2%
• Calisthenics Multiplayer: Win a PRINCESS RUSH match having never trailed in ransoms 3.0%
• Tender Belly Earn a gold rating on a TREASURE or PRINCESS RUSH level without upgrading ARMOR 3.0%
• Conscientious Objector Win a TREASURE level without defeating any knights or archers 2.9%
• True Nobility Multiplayer: Win by 5 or more princesses in a PRINCESS RUSH match 2.9%
• Let 'em Roll Win a TREASURE level without burning any carts, wagons, or carriages 2.8%
• Barrels of Fun III Destroy 1000 wagons 2.7%
• Grist Grinder III Destroy 1000 farmer carts 2.7%
• Anti-Royalty Bias Destroy all castles in a TREASURE level before any royal carriages are produced 2.6%
• Banner Harvest Destroy 250 bumper crops 2.5%
• Don Juan Win all single player PRINCESS RUSH levels at least once 2.5%
• Aerobatic Take no damage for the first 4 minutes of a HOARD MODE level 2.3%
• Friendly Win a 4-player TREASURE level without defeating any enemy dragons 2.3%
• Thorough Win all single player TREASURE levels at least once 2.3%
• Untouchable Win a TREASURE or PRINCESS RUSH level without ever taking damage 2.3%
• Sheriff III Defeat 750 thieves 2.2%
• Simultaneous Attack Kill two knights at once using a bomb wagon 2.2%
• Fire vs. Magic Kill a wizard tower using a bomb wagon 2.1%
• Dodger Take no damage for the first 5 minutes of a HOARD MODE level 1.9%
• Hatchling Gather more than 100,000 gold on a TREASURE level without upgrading at all 1.9%
• Tortoise Earn a gold rating on a TREASURE or PRINCESS RUSH level without upgrading SPEED 1.9%
• Midas Earn a gold rating in all single player PRINCESS RUSH levels 1.8%
• Smoke Puff Earn a gold rating on a TREASURE or PRINCESS RUSH level without upgrading FIRE 1.8%
• Well-Traveled Multiplayer: complete a co-op game on every level 1.8%
• Baron of Omaha Collect 1000 tribute carts 1.6%
• Wisp Take no damage for the first 6 minutes of a HOARD MODE level 1.6%
• Gilded Earn a gold rating in all single player TREASURE levels 1.5%
• Great Wyrm Achieve profile rank 15: Great Wyrm 1.5%
• No Honor Among Multiplayer: Steal from every opponent during a 4-player match 1.5%
• Team Player Earn a Gold Medal on every multiplayer Co-Op map 1.5%
• Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Win 50 competitive multiplayer games 1.5%
• Easy Mark Multiplayer: Steal at least 10,000 gold from enemy hoards during a match 1.4%
• Eyes on the Prize Win a PRINCESS RUSH game without ever collecting chests of gold 1.4%
• Golden Tiger Earn a gold rating in all single player HOARD levels 1.4%
• Jealous Destroy 100 enemy tribute carts 1.4%
• Tireless Multiplayer: Don't allow an opponent to ransom any princesses in a 2-player PRINCESS RUSH match 1.4%
• Upstanding Member Multiplayer: complete a game with 10 different Steam users 1.4%
• Comeback Wyrm Multiplayer: Win a 4-player TREASURE match after being in last place at the halfway point 1.3%
• Epic Win Win 100 competitive multiplayer games 1.3%
• Pacifist Multiplayer: Earn a gold rating on a co-op level without ever breathing fire 1.3%
• Rounder Play 100 multiplayer games 1.3%
• Royalty Unmasked Multiplayer: Win a 4-player PRINCESS RUSH match after being in last place at the halfway point 1.2%