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Zombidle : REMONSTERED
Give it 2 hours
Gets good by 2h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Fully opens up by 35h rated like by long-time players
Started playing 93% of owners
Steam reviews 85% positive of 1,803
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 4 reviews are negative (25%); after 35h it's 1 in 10 (10%).
- Fully opens up by hour 35.
- 93% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 1,813 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 298 reviews: 23.2h for positive, 6.1h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (92.9% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (35)
- Braaains In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked 100%
- BRAAINS Bigger IS better 92%
- Damned fine cup of coffee Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have. 78%
- You've got mail Bro, you like, totally got mail. 71%
- Adam West Award Batman's eternal torment 64%
- Progress, not perfection Today is a new day for being a new you 58%
- It's all about me, ME Good job you unlocked the Selfone 55%
- A dark secret But what is it? 52%
- tnemeveihcA emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU 48%
- Brap brap brap How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway? 47%
- Ha ha ha ha ha I'm laughin straight to the bank with this 41%
- Who cares about you Lachhh We do. 39%
- This is a T rated game The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this 37%
- I've seen enough To know where this is going 35%
- IMONABOAT Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat 28%
- Oh the huge vanity #nofilter 26%
- Four thousand more years Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody. 25%
- Plenty of phish in the sea And nothing of value was lost 24%
- It just looks like a fancy fax This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with 23%
- I've no idea what to do here But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy 23%
- How many hats can a man own!? Five, the answer is five. 22%
- Forged by, with, and for pure evil Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt. 21%
- Who you gonna call? This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel 20%
- Magicide The act of commiting murder on a wizard 17%
- Merlincide Shop's closed, go see the other wizards 17%
- Gandalfcide He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks 15%
- Taking sides I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable 15%
- Bob, your mucus Mother puss bucket 14%
- Dark Or White Chocolate? Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy 14%
- Really Hot Mail If you get this joke, you are pretty old 11%
- Harrycide Ur a wizard now Harry 10%
- Shaqcide Boomshaqalaka 7.6%
- SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB Autoclicker detected, deleting game 7.5%
- You've hit rock bottom You truely have 5.8%
- Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand 4.2%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-19.