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High Profits
Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 14% of owners
Steam reviews 49% positive of 954
What the data shows
- 38% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 5+ hours (37%).
- The opening is criticised more than in 86% of games we track.
- Only 14% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 959 Steam reviews in every language. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (14% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (11)
- High Manor Become an Octillionaire 100%
- High Planet Become a Quindecillionaire 61%
- International Bongstation Become a Duovigintillionaire 56%
- Bronze Dragon Egg Unlock 110 of Everything in Game of Stoned 52%
- Mount Toker Become a Septenvigintillionaire 51%
- Stonerland Become a Tretrigintillionaire 46%
- Silver Dragon Egg Unlocked Half the Stuff in Game of Stoned 41%
- Bronze Event Bong Unlock A Few of Every Strain in One of the Events 27%
- Golden Dragon Egg Unlocked everything in Game of Stoned 15%
- Silver Event Bong Unlock A Medium Amount of Every Strain in one of the Events 13%
- Gold Event Bong Unlock a Maximal Amount of Every Strain in an Event 12%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.