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Two Point Hospital
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Two Point Hospital

Aug 29, 2018 Steam: Very Positive

Give it 3 hours

Gets good by 3h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Fully opens up by 15h rated like by long-time players
Started playing 94% of owners
Steam reviews 92% positive of 35,064

What the data shows

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

before it gets good opening up fully opened up

Based on all 35,277 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 295 reviews: 17.2h for positive, 11.1h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (94.2% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.

All achievements (61)

story milestone ending side

  • Give a Man a Hospital... Cure 1 Patient 100%
  • Double Digits Have a Level 10 Hospital 62%
  • Teach a Man to Hospital... Cure 1000 Patients 37%
  • Bells & Whistles Conduct 25 Machine Upgrades 37%
  • Low Brow Shoot 1 Monobeast 33%
  • I. See. You. Capture 100 Ghosts 26%
  • County-Wide Earn 15 Gold Stars 25%
  • Double Double Have a Level 20 Hospital 20%
  • Two Point Bounty Earn 10,000 Kudosh 17%
  • Generating Business Injure someone with an exploding machine 17%
  • Peer-Reviewed Complete a Multiplayer Challenge 15%
  • Icebreaker Complete Superbug Project "Hair Removal" 11%
  • JUMBO Reach $50,000,000 Organisation Value 10%
  • Well-Informed Complete 50 Research Projects 9.6%
  • Inter-Countinental Earn 30 Gold Stars 8.3%
  • Dr Know Train a World-Class Researcher 7.3%
  • Jung at Heart Train a World-Class Psychiatrist 7.1%
  • I'd Like To Thank My Mother Win every award in a single hospital 7.0%
  • Always Be Curing Run 50 Marketing Campaigns 6.1%
  • Pointy Mountain G.O.A.T Earn 45 Gold Stars 3.9%
  • Cut Above Train a World-Class Surgeon 3.7%
  • Furry Good Review Knock the socks off of Bartholomew F. Yeti 3.6%
  • High Altitude Health Service Earn 1 Star at each hospital in the Pointy Mountains 3.4%
  • Now Even Cheesier Complete the "Cheesier Gubbins" Research Project in Swelbard 2.9%
  • Swiss Cheese Hospital Cure 100 patients from time portals in a single year 2.9%
  • The New Gold Standard Earn 54 Gold Stars 2.4%
  • Busman's Holiday Earn 1 Star at each hospital on Pebberley Island 2.3%
  • Kissed by a Nurse Cure a patient with Frogborne 2.3%
  • First Catch Your Plant Cure a patient in the Herb Garden 2.3%
  • Curing Spree Get a Curing Spree on Topless Mountain 2.2%
  • Environmentally Friendliest Receive the highest possible Eco Rating 2.1%
  • World 1 Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Hogsport, Lower Bullocks & Flottering 2.0%
  • Rose Amongst The Pigeons Expose 50 Alien Infiltrators 1.8%
  • The (Second) New Gold Standard Earn 63 Gold Stars 1.8%
  • Stealthily Healthily Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Close Encounters 1.7%
  • Arts & Plaster Casts Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Culture Shock 1.6%
  • Days of Suture Past Earn 1 Star at each hospital in A Stitch In Time 1.6%
  • Vote Windsock Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Off The Grid 1.6%
  • De-Light Saving Time Cure a patient with Lightheadedness, Beheadedness, Hotheadedness, and Byteheadedness in Clockwise-above-Thyme 1.6%
  • World 2 Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Mitton University, Tumble & Flemington 1.4%
  • The (Third) New Gold Standard Earn 72 Gold Stars 1.4%
  • Besterizer Send 100 cured patients through the Yesterizer in Clockwise-above-Thyme 1.3%
  • Intensive Car Unit Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Speedy Recovery 1.2%
  • The (Fourth) New Gold Standard Earn 81 Gold Stars 1.2%
  • De-Lux Suite Have a Level 5 De-lux Clinic at the Underlook Hotel 1.1%
  • Sick-in-the-Mud Complete Wave 18 at Mudbury Festival 1.1%
  • Serial Collaborator Complete 50 Research Nodes 1.0%
  • Good VIBErations Achieve a high VIBE rating at Fitzpocket Academy 1.0%
  • Animation & Sanitation Activate every Robo-Janitor prototype in Chasm 24 0.8%
  • High Brow Shoot 10 Monobeasts in a row without missing 0.8%
  • The (Fifth) New Gold Standard Earn 90 Gold Stars 0.8%
  • Greener Grass Maximise your Green Energy capacity in Windsock 0.7%
  • You Got All The Best Lines Reach the top of every league table at once for 3 months 0.7%
  • Character Development Train Roderick Cushion to Level 5 at Plywood Studios 0.7%
  • Symbiosis Unlock every plot in Overgrowth 0.7%
  • Strength in Numbers Complete Superbug Project "Learning Machine Learning" 0.6%
  • The (Sixth) New Gold Standard Earn 99 Gold Stars 0.6%
  • Life, the Universe and Everything Complete Wave 42 on Topless Mountain 0.5%
  • The (Seventh) New Gold Standard Earn 108 Gold Stars 0.4%
  • Diversified Portaloo Have at least one of each type of ambulance fully upgraded in the same hospital. 0.3%
  • It's a Wind-up Collect 20 patients in one trip with a Pantomobile. 0.3%
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