Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator
Give it 2 hours
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 5 reviews are negative (19%); after 4h it's 1 in 30 (3%).
- Fully opens up by hour 4.
- 47% of players who start reach the ending.
- Most players drop off before “Learn The Meaning of Life” (Complete the Insulting Tournament): only 47% of starters get there.
- Only 69% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 3,750 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 296 reviews: 4.8h for positive, 2.2h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (68.7% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
- Started playing 100%
- Learn The Meaning of Life Complete the Insulting Tournament. Most players quit here 47% −53
story milestone ending biggest drop-off
Story milestones were labeled by AI from achievement names and descriptions; mistakes are possible.
All achievements (18)
story milestone ending side
- Mic Drop Win your first argument. 100%
- I Know Insults! Play the basic tutorial. 90%
- Learn The Meaning of Life Complete the Insulting Tournament. 47%
- It's Getting Crowded Unlock two additional characters. 40%
- M-M-M-M-ONSTER INSULT Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult. 32%
- The B Word Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe". 12%
- Don't Tell a Soul Unlock a secret character. 12%
- Classic Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father". 7.7%
- What Are You Doing in England? Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster". 3.9%
- It Gets Boring After An Hour Play more than 100 duels. 3.5%
- Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels". 3.2%
- Sparking Controversy Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!". 3.1%
- How Do You Do, Fellow Kids? Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista and never watched Star Wars". 2.2%
- It's Elementary Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man". 2.2%
- No, You Are Compose a phrase with "You are silly, and everybody knows that!". 2.0%
- Family Matters Compose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis". 1.9%
- The Number of The Beast Mention Satan 66 times. 1.6%
- Say No More Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography, nudge nudge!". 1.5%