Her Majesty's SPIFFING

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

before it gets good opening up fully opened up

Based on all 331 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 297 reviews: 2.5h for positive, 2.2h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (95.2% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (25)

• One small step… Commence your mission on board the HMSS Imperialise! 100%
• Don't show me this tip again Locate the paperclip 73%
• Leg breaker Crush a table top football player 71%
• I can't believe you've done this! Wake up Sub Lieutenant Jones 68%
• What a thrill Use the ladder like a boss 67%
• The Gravity Simulation Switch Examine the Gravity Simulation Switch 66%
• Cringer Summon the Power of Greyskull to distract Antoine and Pierre 57%
• Master of Unlocking Achievements Save game progress using the typewriter 56%
• Lullabies to paralyze Put frogs to sleep 54%
• That's all we could afford Complete Her Majesty's SPIFFING: The Empire Staggers Back 47%
• Damn You All! Maybe it was earth all along? 41%
• She's behind you! Find the replacement motor 34%
• #NailedIt Fail to catch a frog even when they are asleep 33%
• …and simultaneously locked Observe Schrödinger's cat both alive and dead 27%
• Cheese sir, I want some more Acquire a second block of cheese 25%
• Bring me my detonators! Talk to G.E.R.T.E.A. about British villains 23%
• Premium Engineering Locate the French camp while driving the Beagle Two Too 21%
• Sharing is caring Give Sub Lieutenant Jones English's tea 20%
• Every Breath You Take Look intently at Sub Lieutenant Jones 19%
• +1 Geology Examine all the rocks on the planet surface 19%
• Cardio, bruh Break a sweat when using the treadmill 18%
• One can never be too careful Ensure no one can erase the driver 16%
• Call Autoglass! Crash into ejected fuel cell when at the controls of the HMSS Imperialise 16%
• Inconceivable Attempt to mix washing up liquid and tea 14%
• Bubbles! Place washing liquid inside washing machine before it's activated 13%