Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades
Give it 2 hours
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 4 reviews are negative (26%); after 20h it's 1 in 75 (1%).
- Fully opens up by hour 3.
- The game has no story achievements, so drop-off points can't be measured.
- Only 12% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 24,126 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 296 reviews: 17.4h for positive, 18.8h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (11.5% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.
All achievements (34)
story milestone ending side
- First One’s Free Fire your first gun. 100%
- Shooting Novice Fire guns 100 times. 90%
- Tinkerer Have 2 attachments on a firearm. 72%
- Friendly Fire Take damage from yourself or a Sosig on your team. 69%
- Ears Still Ringin' Have 5 or more explosions occur near you within 1 second. 28%
- Unsecured Wiener Forget to screw on a suppressor before firing. 27%
- Indecisive Have 25 firearms spawned at once. 24%
- I Love To Reload In Battle Reload guns 250 times. 24%
- Inflammable Set yourself on fire. 24%
- Downright Wasteful Throw away 10 guns. 20%
- Buffet Sampler Shoot 100 unique guns. 17%
- Tacticool Expert Have 10 attachments on a firearm. 17%
- Peak Reflexes Catch an ejected shell out of the air. 15%
- Here’s Doggy Break down a door using a melee weapon. 10%
- Locked Out Fail to destroy an encryption in time. 7.0%
- Happy To See You Make a gun with an over 3 meter barrel length. 5.2%
- Lagosaurus Rex Have 25 attachments on a firearm. 5.2%
- Compulsive Gambler Recycle ten guns in a single run of Take & Hold. 4.3%
- Codebreaker Clear any boss encryption in under 10 seconds. 3.5%
- Longest Range Hit a Sosig from over 1km away. 2.6%
- World Tour Visit 20 scenes or game modes. 1.7%
- 99 Egg Omelet Complete the Easter Egg Hunt. 0.9%
- Chunky Monkey Eat 100 meaty powerups. 0.9%
- Floating Point Failure Stray too far from the origin. 0.9%
- Glutton For Punishment Beat Bullshoot’s Secret Endings. 0.9%
- He’ll Be Right Back Complete Wurstwurld. 0.9%
- Holdmaster Complete 25 games of Take & Hold. 0.9%
- Honey Baked Hero Complete Return of the Rotwieners. 0.9%
- Kablaamo Get a 100,000,000+ score in Boomskee. 0.9%
- Meatmas Is Saved Complete Winter Wasteland. 0.9%
- Saucemaster Get a medal on all M.E.A.T.S. Challenges. 0.9%
- Shooting Veteran Fire guns 100,000 times. 0.9%
- The Twin Tobiwan Catch 2 mags into guns within a second. 0.9%
- Welldone Meat Complete Meat Grinder. 0.9%