SAMOLIOTIK
Hooks you right away
What the data shows
- 85% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (80%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 85% of games we track.
- The game has no story achievements, so drop-off points can't be measured.
- Only 9% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 2,794 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 278 reviews: 2.3h for positive, 1.1h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (9.3% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.
All achievements (14)
story milestone ending side
- Let's Go! Start a new game. 100%
- Kalashnikov! Find a Kalashnikov 91%
- VODKA!!! Find a Vodka. 88%
- Red Star Find a Red Star 87%
- What??? Kill Adolf Gutler 85%
- Here Comes The Money! MONEY!MONEY!MONEY! 83%
- ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!! Kill Illuminati 68%
- No comments Holy mummies! 62%
- HOW? 58%
- WHY? 57%
- CHTULHU!!! Cthulhu fhtagn!!! 55%
- Empty Like Your life (wife). 54%
- Gaben He knows not to count to three 51%
- Favorite Thing 50%