There's Poop In My Soup
Hooks you right away
What the data shows
- 87% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (91%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 88% of games we track.
- The game has no story achievements, so drop-off points can't be measured.
- Only 60% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
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Based on all 4,576 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 287 reviews: 1.2h for positive, 1.1h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (59.9% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.
All achievements (22)
story milestone ending side
- Poop in the soup Poop right in the soup! 100%
- I scream Poop right in his icecream...mmm... 78%
- Go to Beijing Unlock Beijing 71%
- 25,000 Get a total score of 25,000 71%
- Boom Boom Boom Use the bomb ability 71%
- 50,000 Get a total score of 50,000 70%
- 100,000 Get a total score of 100,000 68%
- Dishonor the family Poop all over the family 59%
- 250,000 Get a total score of 250,000 59%
- Baby you're a firework Use the firework ability 58%
- Go to Paris Unlock Paris 57%
- Baguette Combo Poop on madame and monsieur baguette 50%
- Hairy Armpit Combo Poop on all the french girls 50%
- Shouldn't have had that Mexican Use the runny tummy ability 50%
- 500,000 Get a total score of 500,000 48%
- The floor is Lava Do not touch the floor in Beijing 42%
- NYC To-Pooper Complete the NYC to-poo list 37%
- 750,000 Get a total score of 750,000 36%
- 1,000,000 Get a total score of 1,000,000 24%
- Beijing To-Pooper Complete the Beijing to-poo list 23%
- Paris To-Pooper Complete the Paris to-poo list 21%
- Master To-Pooper Complete all the to-poo lists 19%