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Who's Your Daddy?!
Give it 3 hours
Gets good by 3h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Started playing 45% of owners
Steam reviews 80% positive of 32,020
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 3 reviews are negative (35%); after 3h it's 1 in 11 (9%).
- The game has no story achievements, so drop-off points can't be measured.
- Only 45% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 32,415 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 291 reviews: 4.3h for positive, 0.8h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (45.3% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.
All achievements (44)
story milestone ending side
- Baby's First... Get your first win as a baby. (Remake) 100%
- What's Cooking? Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ! 80%
- I'm Your Daddy. Win your first Daddy Game (Remake) 79%
- Ready For Daddyhood Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic) 65%
- Baby's On Fire AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! 63%
- Turn a Rat into a Snack Follow the squeaks (Remake) 46%
- Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake) 45%
- Dirty Daddy Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic) 41%
- One Last Goodbye Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic) 40%
- Attempted Vehicular Infanticide Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake) 25%
- Iced Iced Baby Freeze in the fridge as a Baby 24%
- Make a fish your dish You ate the fish. 23%
- A True Gentleman Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic) 21%
- Child Prodigy Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic) 19%
- Escape Lookout Cove Dig out Lookout Cove 17%
- Toasted Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water 17%
- Imma Powder Out inhaled too much baby powder 11%
- Daddy Let Me Drown Drown 25 Times 11%
- Fruit Based Feed 25 Fruits to Babies 9.7%
- Pan Head Get hit in the head with a pan 8.6%
- Daddy That Kills People Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic) 8.4%
- Life's A Bleach Drink 50 gallons of bleach 6.0%
- This is not how you play Slip and Die Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only) 4.9%
- Choked on Balls Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls 4.4%
- So that’s what it tastes like… Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy 4.2%
- Doctor Daddy Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies 4.0%
- Disobedient You ignored the note 3.5%
- Plumber's Apprentice Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake) 3.3%
- Dug Straight Down Fell into the lava 3.1%
- Found The Control Room How long has this been here? 3.1%
- Lawn Daddy Mow your lawn 2.6%
- Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen Cook 25 Steaks (Classic) 2.4%
- Psycho Daddy Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic) 2.4%
- You are what you Eat eat at least 100 hotdogs 2.2%
- Dad of The Year Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic) 2.0%
- Baby of The Year Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic) 2.0%
- Champion of The House Complete all the challenges (Classic) 2.0%
- Ready for the Big Leagues Score on the basketball net 2.0%
- Found Another Daddy In the Basement of the Control Room 2.0%
- Riding Dirty Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake) 1.5%
- Escaped The House Finally Free?!..... 1.5%
- Played with balls Did you have fun? 1.1%
- Acrobatically Inclined Swing through the hoop 0.7%
- Found Mommy Mommy isnt very nice. 0.7%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-18.