Bitardia

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

before it gets good opening up fully opened up

Based on all 829 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 296 reviews: 7.7h for positive, 2.9h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (72.6% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (40)

• The Right Way Pick Anon Mask 100%
• Modern Hero Kill Cancer on the first mission 93%
• Builder Take the builder quest 71%
• Point of no return Pick Cancer Mask 67%
• The Shawshank redemption Break out of prison 56%
• Straight outta Bitardia Get to jail after showing the video 53%
• I love it! You have finished the note-finding mission 51%
• Guard Take the guard quest 40%
• Recruitment Agree to work on Abu 39%
• I am a legal alien Kill cancer on the first mission 37%
• STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Get arrested for spoiling the stand 37%
• Good times, huh? Served a term in prison 36%
• Generation ABU Kill anons on the first mission 36%
• Forbidden love Finish the "QT 3.14" quest 29%
• Liberator Rescue the hostage 27%
• An exploding sucess Explode the building 27%
• Jon Snow Finish the "Winter is coming" quest 27%
• Victim of the regime To die, refusing to work on the Abu 25%
• Sharper Beat anon in cards 24%
• Loser Cancel the note-finding mission 24%
• I hate these people Finish the "Hotline Bitardia" quest 23%
• Professional More than 100 killed on arena 21%
• PROFIT!!! Get some cash on arena 20%
• You're no /b/rother to me Kill anons on the first mission 20%
• Direct hit Get to jail after entering the police station 20%
• Royale With Cheese Return anon's debt 19%
• Spooky Scary /B/itards Finish a halloween-quests 19%
• Let's Be Real Take care of the hospital 19%
• Nothing to Lose Take care of the bank 19%
• Lookie, who we have here! Finish the "Fifth Column" quest 18%
• Solid Snake Get to jail while taking the camera 18%
• Shut Up And Take My Money! Buy a pillow for anon 18%
• Caravan robba Rob the caravan 18%
• Wheel of Fortune Finish the "Fifth wheel" quest 17%
• Speechmeister Get to jail after talking to police 15%
• Paranoia Finish the "Missing part" quest 11%
• Follow the Beige Box Agree to work for resistance 11%
• Happy New Year! 10%
• The End of Bitardia Get the main ending 9.5%
• Brave New World Get an alternate ending 4.5%