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Zero Punctuation: Hatfall - Hatters Gonna Hat Edition
Not enough reviews
Started playing 90% of owners
Steam reviews 85% positive of 300
What the data shows
- Only 305 reviews so far — too early to tell.
- 90% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
Not enough reviews.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (89.6% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (18)
- Hat-equate Collected 10 Hats during normal gameplay 100%
- Wait What Unlocked upon first play of any Hatfall mini game 86%
- Identity Crisis The player has purchased and unlocked their first alter-ego from the Shop 68%
- Sleeping On The Job The player has caught a hat without moving from their starting position 67%
- Hat-vancing Collected 100 Hats during normal gameplay 65%
- No Foreplay The user elected to violate Hatchan immediately 42%
- Fedorable Affection meter hit maximum 30%
- The Sorcerer’s Annoyance Encountered the Wizard 50 times 23%
- Well-Read The user allowed all of the text in the Story Screen Minigame to pass before catching the hat 22%
- Rise Of The Hat Lord Collected enough hats to bring about the end of the world 18%
- Calm Down Dear Successfully calmed the wizard 50 times 14%
- Hat-tacular Collected 1000 Hats during normal gameplay 13%
- The Fun Never Stops Played all mini games at least once 11%
- The King Is Dead, Long Live The Hats Saved the world 11%
- Flat Cap Get squashed 100 times by an item above during gameplay 6.2%
- How To Win Friends And Sacrifice People The player has purchased and unlocked all alter-egos from the Shop 4.0%
- Stovepipe Get impaled by an item above 100 times during gameplay 3.6%
- Hat-tality Collected 5000 Hats during normal gameplay 3.5%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-21.