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Hyperdrive Massacre
Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 13% of owners
Steam reviews 54% positive of 394
What the data shows
- 35% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (35%).
- The opening is criticised more than in 88% of games we track.
- Only 13% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
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Based on all 398 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 38 reviews: 1.9h for positive, 0.2h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (12.7% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (34)
- Starting Small Play one round 100%
- Whoops Commit 5 suicides 94%
- Hyperplayer Play 10 rounds 92%
- Mirror Mirror Perform 20 kills by deflecting a bullet 91%
- No Joy Commit 10 suicides 91%
- In the Fable, the Tortoise Wins Everyone keep a ridiculously low average speed for the round 91%
- Ace Score 50 points in Pong 91%
- Buy New Games Already Play 500 rounds 91%
- Catas-Trophy Score 30 own goals in Soccer 91%
- Counterstriker Perform 100 kills by deflecting a bullet 91%
- Full Throttle Score 2000 points in Death Race 91%
- Futbolista Score 50 goals in Soccer 91%
- Game set and match Score 500 points in Pong 91%
- Hyperdrive Maraton Travel a cumulative 3000km 91%
- Hypergladiator Play 50 rounds 91%
- Joga Bonito Score 100 goals in Soccer 91%
- Mile High Club Travel a cumulative 500km 91%
- My Pals Come 'Round A Lot Play 100 rounds 91%
- Selfless Score 5 own goals in Soccer 91%
- Slam Score 100 points in Pong 91%
- Speed Racer Score 500 points in Death Race 91%
- Suicidal Tendencies Commit 25 suicides 91%
- Super Dynamic Killing Time Everyone keep a ridiculously high average speed for the round 91%
- The Beautiful Game Score 500 goals in Soccer 91%
- Undying Win a match without being killed once 91%
- Addicted Play for 4 hours 90%
- Cross Eyed Play for 1 hour 90%
- Deepspace Gung-Ho Realize 1,000,000 points in Deathmatch 90%
- Fair and Square Realize 10,000,000 points in Deathmatch 90%
- Hyperdrive Massacre Realize a whoppin' 50,000,000 points in Deathmatch 90%
- Obsessed Play for 10 hours 90%
- Square Eyes Play for 2 hours 90%
- AAAAAaAaaAAAAAH! Commit 50 suicides 90%
- We can't stop here Score 8000 points in Death Race 90%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-21.