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When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

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Based on all 5,687 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 297 reviews: 3.1h for positive, 1.4h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (97.1% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

1. Started playing 100%
2. We are watching Unlock the hammer ending ≥87% −13

story milestone ending (most common ending) biggest drop-off

Story milestones were labeled by AI from achievement names and descriptions; mistakes are possible.

All achievements (15)

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• Disobedience Press the red button 100%
• We are watching Unlock the hammer ending 87%
• Button maniac Press 1000 buttons 69%
• Don't be distracted Press the 276 button 277 times 62%
• 555-2368 Who you gonna call? 50%
• Just logo? Press the hidden button in the menu 46%
• Groundhog Day Restart the game 100 times 35%
• Decorate the room Unlock every endings 35%
• The fastest in the Wild West Click 276 times in 1 minute 33%
• Ergophobia Wait for three more minutes after unlocking peaceful ending 25%
• 3x5x6 Solve the secret puzzle in 6 moves 24%
• Red Baron Do not miss a single time in bomber scene 23%
• Once again Delete save file with all open endings unlocked 15%
• Perfectionist Unlock ending #25 without pressing any unnecessary buttons 6.5%
• Uninstall me Unlock every achievements 6.0%