Caves of Qud

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• Welcome to Qud Die. 100%
• Jawsnapper Kill 100 snapjaws. 56%
• What's Eating the Watervine? Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine? 51%
• Litteratus Read 10 books. 42%
• May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble Travel to the Six Day Stilt. 36%
• Waterpipe and Rest Smoke from a hookah. 36%
• Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka! Help Argyve build the contraption. 32%
• Raisins in the Layer Cake Recover a relic from a historic site. 26%
• What With the Disembowelment and All Find one of Argyve's old apprentices. 25%
• A Bond Knit with Trust Become loved by a faction. 25%
• That Was Nice Compliment Q Girl. 22%
• Sight Older Than Sight Discover psychic glimmer. 19%
• Proteus Have 10 mutations. 19%
• More than a Willing Spirit Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate. 18%
• Synolymb Regenerate a limb. 18%
• You Are Becoming Install a cybernetic implant at a becoming nook. 17%
• Six Arms None the Richer Have six arms. 17%
• Dark Tidings Foresee your own death. 15%
• So Powerful is the Charm of Words Read 100 books. 15%
• Say No More Contract glotrot. 14%
• Free Falling Fall to your death. 14%
• Live and Ink Tattoo yourself. 14%
• Open Your Mind Have your head explode. 13%
• Quiet This Metal Speak to the alchemist. 13%
• Shoot. Get killed by a chute crab. 13%
• Red Rock Hazing Ritual Be stoned to death by a baboon on the surface of Red Rock. 12%
• Mumblecore Learn a secret from the microbiome. 12%
• What Are Directions on a Space That Cannot Be Ordered? Attain 40 psychic glimmer and discover the vast psychic aether. 12%
• The Comedy Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Eskhind's favor. 12%
• Decoding the Signal Travel to the Temple of the Rock and decrypt the mysterious signal. 11%
• Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times. 11%
• Your Better Half Get killed by your evil twin. 11%
• Oathbreaker Violate the sacred covenant of the water ritual. 11%
• Three-Sludge Monte Kill a trisludge. 11%
• Metal Pedal Contract ironshank. 10%
• Starry Demise Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns. 10%
• Mutagenic Mastery Advance a mutation to level 15. 10%
• There Can Be Only One Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche. 9.5%
• Oops Be killed by a companion on accident. 9.4%
• The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1 Violate the Pauli exclusion principle. 9.4%
• The Sonnet Return the crumpled sheet of paper to its intended recipient or its author. 9.2%
• The Earl of Omonporch Strike a deal with Asphodel the Lovely for control of the Spindlegrounds. 9.1%
• Knight Conical Recover Stopsvalinn. 8.8%
• A Call to Arms Defend Grit Gate from the Putus Templar. 8.7%
• Tongue in Cheek Cure glotrot via traditional methods. 7.9%
• The History Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Hindriarch Keh's favor. 7.7%
• Eat an Entire Bear Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear. 7.7%
• Psst. Find the oddly-hued glowpad. 7.5%
• Pax Klanq, I Presume? Deliver a message to the mushroom prodigy. 6.9%
• Dawnglider Become auroral. 6.6%
• *gulp* Be swallowed whole. 6.6%
• Absolute Unit Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient. 6.5%
• Love Thyself Fall in love with yourself. 6.5%
• You Recame Rematerialize in the corporeal realm. 6.5%
• 0 for 2 Die of thirst. 6.4%
• Star-Eye Esper Attain 100 psychic glimmer. 5.6%
• The Spirit of Vengeance Recover the Ruin of House Isner. 5.6%
• Rocket Bear Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear. 5.5%
• Hole Like a Head Get decapitated. 5.5%
• To Thine Own Self Be True Wear your own severed face on your face. 5.5%
• Tomb of the Eaters Travel to Brightsheol and disable the Spindle's magnetic field. 5.3%
• A Clammy Reception Enter Mak's clam in the Yd Freehold. 5.3%
• Aaaaaaaaargh! Overdose on a hulk honey tonic. 5.2%
• Footloose Cure ironshank via traditional methods. 5.1%
• Goat Simulator Project your mind into a goat's body. 5.1%
• The Tragedy Settle the dispute in Bey Lah and doom the village. 4.9%
• All the Leaves are Grey Contract monochrome. 4.9%
• Five-Sludge Monte Kill a pentasludge. 4.9%
• Biographer Learn the complete history of a single sultan. 4.9%
• Me, Myself, and I Share the map with 10 clones of yourself. 4.6%
• Donation Level: Kasaphescence Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation. 4.3%
• Pyramid Scheme Kill a chrome pyramid. 4.0%
• Mechanimist Reformer Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party. 4.0%
• You Became Have a cybernetic implant installed on every implantable body part. 3.8%
• Aleph Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim. 3.6%
• The Golem Form large creature. 3.5%
• Cosmo-Chrononaut Enter 25 spacetime vortices. 3.5%
• Go on. Do it. Wield the amaranthine prism. 3.5%
• Glimmer of Truth Attain 20 psychic glimmer as a true kin. 3.3%
• The Quasar Mind Attain 200 psychic glimmer. 3.2%
• Was It Something I Said? Invoke the Chaos Spiel. 3.0%
• Rainbow Reading Cure monochrome via traditional methods. 3.0%
• Caves of Qud Beat the game. 2.9%
• Friend to Fungi Host three different fungal infections at once. 2.9%
• Reclamation Recover the Spindlegrounds from the Putus Templar war party. 2.9%
• Arconaut Descend 50 strata deep. 2.7%
• We Are Starfreight Ascend the Spindle. 2.7%
• Then Help Chavvah complete the ritual of -elsing and sever Tau at Taproot. 2.7%
• In Contemplation of Eons Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God. 2.7%
• On the Rocks Drink lava. 2.6%
• Lottery Winner Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze. 2.6%
• Cubic and Wisest Human Activate a time cube. 2.5%
• The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3 Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch. 2.3%
• Ten-Sludge Monte Kill a decasludge. 2.3%
• All Those Who Wander Travel to the pocket dimension Tzimtzlum. 2.3%
• Aetalag Be turned to stone. 2.3%
• Lair Cake Discover 100 lairs. 2.2%
• The Woe of Apes Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God. 2.0%
• The Recitation of the Drowning of Eudoxia by the Witches of Moonhearth Wear the Otherpearl. 2.0%
• Gemini Wield Caslainard and Polluxus. 2.0%
• Sultan of Salt Invent 100 recipes. 1.9%
• Bet Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough. 1.9%
• You Are What You Eat Eat one of your own limbs. 1.9%
• Get in the Robot Infiltrate a temple mecha. 1.9%
• Belong, Friends Help the slynth find a new home. 1.9%
• Swollen Bulb Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough. 1.9%
• The Psychal Chorus Drink 20 drams of brain brine. 1.7%
• Total Makeover Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself. 1.7%
• The Woe of Joppa Become hated by the villagers of Joppa. 1.7%
• Peekaboo Become loved by newly sentient beings. 1.7%
• Close the Loop Recover Kindrish. 1.7%
• Love at First Sign Fall in love with a sign. 1.6%
• Surprise! Eat the Cloaca Surprise. 1.4%
• Gimel Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough. 1.4%
• On Second Thought Eat a serving of humble pie. 1.3%
• Seraphic Heresy Spurn Resheph and return to Qud. 1.3%
• Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers* Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker. 1.3%
• Dalet Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough. 1.2%
• tsk tsk Disappoint a highly entropic being. 1.2%
• The Dusted Cosmos Leave the solar system on a starship. 1.2%
• He Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough. 1.2%
• Clonal Colony Share the map with 30 clones of yourself. 1.0%
• Two Cats Are Better Than One Clone Ctesiphus. 1.0%
• From Thyn Heres Shaken the Wet and Olde Lif Cross into Brightsheol. 1.0%
• Seraphic Covenant Enter into a covenant with Resheph and help prepare Qud for the Coven's return. 1.0%
• Bricks Can Be Thrown, Too Kill Aoyg-No-Longer. 1.0%
• Else Help Chavvah complete the ritual of -elsing and sever Tau at Taproot. 1.0%
• Vav Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough. 1.0%
• Tourist Visit 100 generated villages. 0.9%
• Jeweled Dusk Be transmuted into a gemstone. 0.9%
• Ungyre Annul the plagues of the Gyre. 0.9%
• My Many Facets Eat the Crystal Delight. 0.7%
• Non-Locally Sourced Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient. 0.7%
• Dayenu Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb. 0.7%
• Zayin Defeat all seven of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough. 0.7%
• The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2 Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself. 0.6%
• Become as Gods Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects. 0.6%
• Token of Gratitude Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk. 0.6%
• Leap, Frog. Convince a frog to teach you how to jump. 0.6%
• The Narrowing Sky Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate. 0.6%
• Byevalve Enter 100 giant clams. 0.4%
• The Tillage of the Noosphere Accede to Resheph's plan for purging the world of higher life. 0.4%
• Delight in the Abundance of Peace Pacify all seven of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough. 0.4%
• I- Wink out of existence. 0.4%
• Dream within a Dream Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream. 0.3%
• Heat Death Get vaporized. 0.3%
• Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space Lose your will to live. 0.3%
• Imagine a Rubber Sheet Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime. 0.1%
• Klanq Puff at Sun Spread Klanq in space. 0.1%
• Sound Sleeper Wake peacefully from twenty dreams. 0.1%