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Coconut Simulator
Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 32% of owners
Steam reviews 96% positive of 979
What the data shows
- 94% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 7+ hours (96%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 97% of games we track.
- Only 32% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 992 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 288 reviews: 8.9h for positive, 11h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (31.6% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (5)
- Beginner Coconut Be a Coconut for 1 hour (Score 3600) 100%
- Ordinary Coconut Be a Coconut for 5 hours (Score 18000) 65%
- Unusual Coconut Be a Coconut for 10 hours (Score 36000) 53%
- Legend Coconut Be a Coconut for 50 hours (Score 180000) 30%
- Godlike Coconut Be a Coconut for 100 hours (Score 360000) 25%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-21.