Coffin Dodgers

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

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Based on all 771 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 289 reviews: 2.3h for positive, 1.8h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (43.9% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (37)

• During The War... Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster. 100%
• GrimAced Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace. 66%
• My Kart Is Augmented Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh? 61%
• Batteries not Included Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter. 44%
• Gone In Many Seconds Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times. 37%
• Feeling Lucky? Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal. 34%
• We Can Rebuild Him Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits. 34%
• Silver Surfer Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen. 30%
• Am I Missing An Eyebrow? Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society. 29%
• Technophobic Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently. 28%
• Casting your net Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination. 24%
• Death Defier Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight. 23%
• Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self. 21%
• Slick Moves Like Jagger Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite. 19%
• Worldly Wise Whiz Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted. 16%
• Death Derider Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now. 15%
• Death Decider Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world. 14%
• Death Despiser Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now. 12%
• Sweep Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly. 11%
• Death Defiler Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place. 10%
• Disco Driving Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday. 10%
• No rest for the wicked Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday. 10%
• Million Dollar Granddad Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer. 10%
• Jason goes to Sunny Pines Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can. 9.1%
• A Manic Monday Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday. 9.1%
• Tuesday’s child Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday. 8.9%
• Thor's Day Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday. 8.7%
• Over the hump Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by. 8.7%
• A Quiet Night In Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend. 8.2%
• Double, double toil and trouble Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club. 8.2%
• Paperboy The Hard Way Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty. 8.2%
• Snatch me if you can Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to! 8.0%
• He Was A Skater Boy Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road. 6.6%
• Christmas Truce? Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day. 5.9%
• Trick or Treat Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year. 5.9%
• You Old Romantic Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone. 5.9%
• Week Minded You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week.. 5.9%