Squishy the Suicidal Pig
Hooks you almost right away
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 5 reviews are negative (18%); after 3h it's 1 in 7 (14%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 76% of games we track.
- 90% of players who start reach the ending.
- Most players drop off before “Suicide is the answer” (Complete all levels!): only 90% of starters get there.
- Only 5% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 3,396 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 289 reviews: 2.5h for positive, 2.1h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (4.9% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
- Started playing 100%
- Suicide is the answer Complete all levels! Most players quit here 90% −10
story milestone ending biggest drop-off
Story milestones were labeled by AI from achievement names and descriptions; mistakes are possible.
All achievements (11)
story milestone ending side
- The Bigger Bully Kill the Big Bull-y on insane difficulty 100%
- More Boxes! Survive atleast 88 seconds in the survival minigame 92%
- Suicide is the answer Complete all levels! 90%
- Nom Nom Nom Collect all the apples in game 86%
- AYY LMAO Find the secret artifacts in space world 82%
- Ragequit Material Kill the first 3 bosses on Hard mode! 82%
- Brain Freeze Kill Frosty the Snowman on insane difficulty 82%
- WANTED Kill Jesse "Boom" Coyote on insane difficulty 82%
- DEVIL PIE Kill The Devil on insane difficulty 80%
- GODLIKE Kill all bosses on insane difficulty 78%
- Road Runner Complete a speedrun in less than an hour 78%