CasualIndie
Man I Just Wanna Go Home
Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 82% of owners
Steam reviews 95% positive of 805
What the data shows
- 93% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (94%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 96% of games we track.
- 82% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 821 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 297 reviews: 1h for positive, 0.9h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (82.3% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (13)
- The Killing of a Japanese Bookie Witness the murder 100%
- C.R.E.A.M. Keep the wallet 99%
- (Not so) happily ever after Get home 86%
- I'm not a killer BUT Get shot in a taxi 84%
- Just like Dark Souls! Die a gruesome death 84%
- Despite all my rage... Get REALLY angry 81%
- Svergie, mon amour Sweden mentioned!!! 80%
- I'm bouncing, whoop, whoop Get beaten up by a bouncer 78%
- Money can buy happiness Arrive home loaded 78%
- BE3NOGUM Wait, what was that? 78%
- Killing in the name of Get shot by a cop 74%
- 1312 Kick a cop 74%
- And I cried mercy Beg for mercy 73%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-21.