The Great Rebellion

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

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Based on all 592 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 297 reviews: 2.6h for positive, 1.2h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (68.1% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (49)

• Terminally Online Interact with the terminal in your pod room. 100%
• "Radicalized" Join Europa's forces in the Waldgang. 93%
• Death Where Is Thy Sting? Be resurrected at the fountain of youth. 87%
• They Can Bill Me Defeat 100 enemies. 68%
• Multi Kill Destroy 3 enemies within 3 seconds 10 times. 62%
• An Eye For An Eye Decommission "The Eye". 53%
• Oh My Lola Lay waste to the "Transitioner". 38%
• If It Was True, It Would Be On The News Watch 5 news stories in the Waldgang. 36%
• Killdozer Defeat 500 enemies. 35%
• Ultra Kill Destroy 6 enemies within 4 seconds 10 times. 32%
• Plus Size Burial Plot Put the "YASS QUEEN" on a diet of dirt. 28%
• Viribus Unitis Free and unite all of Europa's captured allies. Luv me Waldgang. Simple as. 26%
• M-M-M-Monster Kill Destroy 9 enemies within 5 seconds 10 times. 26%
• Touch Grass Unlock all Black Market upgrades and NPCs in the Waldgang. 26%
• Yippee-Ki-Yay Defeat 1000 enemies. 25%
• I'm Doing My Part! Defeat the "Jabbing Mantis". 22%
• The Religion Of The Future Talk to Schema Monk Seraphim 5 times. 21%
• Cyborgs Don't Feel Pain. I Do. Defeat a boss with only 1 health left during the whole fight. 21%
• Thank You Fish Buy unlimited ammunition. 20%
• Manufacturing Consent Fact-check the "Fact Checker". 19%
• The Dark Side Of The Moon Free Europe from the "Spider's" web. 18%
• DON’T MENTION THE WAR! Watch Ernst’s speech before the last level. 16%
• Literally 1984 Defeat 1,984 enemies. 16%
• I've Conquered All The Chippys Clear all rooms - including optional ones - on any level that has them. 14%
• Keep Your Rifle By Your Side Have 5 weapons simultaneously. 14%
• The Gold Standard Have 3000 Coins. 13%
• Storm Of Steel Have full armour shards. 12%
• Groovy Defeat a boss using only a Shotgun or Boomstick. 11%
• Malthusian Talk to all NPCs in the Waldgang. 11%
• War & Peace Beat the game in Hardcore mode. 10%
• Reconquista Have 8 Companions follow you at the same time. 8.7%
• Amogus You found the Amogus. 8.4%
• It's A German Thing, You Wouldn't Understand. Talk to the blue otter. 7.6%
• Mostly Peaceful Protests Destroy all destructible objects in the first level. 7.0%
• Banned In Germany Have over 1000 negative social credit score. 6.0%
• Ready For Anything Have all Black Market upgrades at max level. 5.6%
• Humility Is A Virtue Beat a level using only the default Blaster. 5.6%
• SAY MY NAME! Watch the credits. 5.0%
• Burgers? You finished the game playing as the Cyber-Flurk. 2.8%
• End Him Rightly Beat any level using only melee weapons. 2.6%
• Handsome And Dashing Destroy 5 enemies within 5 seconds using only your upgraded dash (Crown of Caesar). 2.5%
• Victory Was The Only Option Beat the game in Nightmare mode. 2.5%
• His Knightmare Defeat the final boss using only melee weapons. 1.9%
• Incel Beat the game without saving any unlockable NPCs. 1.0%
• Relic Hunter Own all items. 0.9%
• Achilles Beat the game in Hardcore mode without health upgrades. (Intermediate difficulty or higher). 0.9%
• Gotta Go Fast Beat the game in 60 minutes or less in-game time. (Intermediate difficulty or higher). 0.9%
• Above Human Beat the game in Nightmare mode without dying. 0.7%
• White Man Has Been Here Beat the game without upgrades in Hardcore mode. 0.7%