CasualIndieRPGSimulation
Revenge Of The Colon
Give it 1 hour
Gets good by 1h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Started playing 40% of owners
Steam reviews 85% positive of 423
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 5 reviews are negative (20%); after 3h it's 1 in 8 (13%).
- Few early reviews, so this is a rough estimate.
- Only 40% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 435 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 287 reviews: 2.8h for positive, 2.2h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (40.4% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (4)
- Happy Retirement You got the good ending 100%
- Oops! A catastrophic lack of judgment led to a negative patient outcome 40%
- Quietly Asked To Leave You got the bad ending 23%
- Need To Know You scanned every item in the game 10%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-21.