Ancient Russian Life Simulator

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

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Based on all 507 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 279 reviews: 0.6h for positive, 0.4h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (98.1% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (100)

• Massacre near Baikalsk Vile lizards dared to encroach on the great source of power of the ancient Rus - Lake Baikal, help the ancestors from Baikalsk defend the holy place! 100%
• Slavic sword slash The skill of wielding a sword, which every Russian masters from an early age 100%
• Real Puppet 1 Puppet shows his real form 95%
• Puppet 1 A lizard disguised as a human 88%
• Real Puppet 2 Puppet shows his real form 84%
• Ancient Russian Gym Training camp for the ancient Rus, a place to hone secret techniques, just don't forget your spare shorts 83%
• Puppet 2 A lizard disguised as a human 79%
• Baikal Water An endless source of strength for any ancient Rus, one sip and you can chop down the lizard evil spirits without knowing fatigue 77%
• Real Puppet 3 Puppet shows his real form 76%
• The first higher ancient Slavic education You will receive an education in the history of ancient Rus'! Learn about the glorious exploits of your ancestors! 75%
• Puppet 3 A lizard disguised as a human 74%
• Breaking Bedrock with fists Mother Earth revealed to you the secret of stone fists - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to break a bedrock with bare fists - 20 blocks in 10 minutes 73%
• Real Puppet 4 Puppet shows his real form 72%
• Slavic girth with one egg The first step in learning the most formidable technique of the ancient Rus - the Slavic egg clamp! It will hold a weak lizard, but experienced representatives of the scaly ones can escape from the grip on the opposite side! 72%
• The Power of Perun Adds lightning damage to your attacks! 71%
• Puppet 4 A lizard disguised as a human 70%
• GOYDA An ancient Russian battle cry, forcing all Rus at a distance of 2 miles to be filled with the power of their ancestors! 70%
• Appeal to Svarog Pray to the great Svarog to bring down the power of fire on the lizard hordes! 70%
• Peledui massacre The lizards came out of the Lena River and went to Peleduy, it’s time to get rid of the lizard plague in this part of Rus forever! 69%
• Real Puppet 5 Puppet shows his real form 69%
• Old Slavonic throw An ancient technique, previously used in the construction of the most majestic buildings of the ancient Rus, allowing you to throw a lizard many arshins 69%
• Armenian hypnosis with backgammon A device from the arsenal of the Rus' allies - the ancient Armenians, makes the lizards get carried away by playing backgammon and open themselves to blows 68%
• Ancient Slavic peeling Slows down lizards, creating difficult conditions around them similar to swamps 68%
• Puppet 5 A lizard disguised as a human 68%
• Drocheslav's Sword Sticky and with traces of a white substance, but still sharp 67%
• The Supreme Blow The second step in learning the most formidable technique of the ancient Rus - the Slavic egg clamp! A powerful technique comparable in strength to a blow to the head with a sledgehammer 67%
• Old Slavonic belching It has the properties of a strong acid and corrodes lizard armor and the eyes of insufficiently dexterous lizards 67%
• Real Puppet 6 Puppet shows his real form 66%
• Slavic clamp The chokehold the Russians inherited from their mothers 66%
• Armenian whipping Another technique from the allies, allowing you to keep the enemy at a distance, gradually wearing him out 66%
• The Great Slavic Cauldron near Tuva Our brothers are surrounded by godless lizards, help the Russians get out of the great ancient Russian cauldron and defeat the enemy! 66%
• Appeal to Dazhbog Pray to the great Dazhbog to bring down the powers of the sun on the lizard hordes! 66%
• Leather jacket made from the skin of the Serpent Gorynych The impenetrable armor of the ancient Rus, which, moreover, does not slow down their attacks! 65%
• Nastya the Mad Kill more lizards then Nastya 65%
• Armenian suffocation Allows you to deal with a lizard by suffocation from a distance 65%
• Radiant blast into the eye Completely blinds the lizard, making further combat easier 65%
• Grabbing the head in a cleaver Summon an allied Rus to cross swords with him and place the lizard head between! 65%
• Armenian penetration with a skewer Allows you to put several lizards on a skewer at once, for further production of kebab 65%
• Wise Oak Volodya The wise Volodya always helped the Russians with his advice and intelligence obtained from the root system, the lizard MI6 and Mossad and the CIA feel threatened and sent the lizards to cut down Volodya 64%
• Tamed Dinosaur Tiradamir Allows the Russians to gain an air advantage 64%
• Ancient Slavic knocking down Knocks lizards down and makes it difficult to get up further due to slipperiness; lizard shamans carry a bag of sand and salt with them to counteract the effect 64%
• Slavic egg clamp The most formidable technique of the ancient Rus, with which their mothers scare lizard children! It leaves no chance for the lizard caught in it! 64%
• Appeal to Perun Pray to the great Perun to bring down the power of lightning on the lizard hordes! 63%
• Firebird Meat Increases the power of the Rus, making their famous techniques even more dangerous! 63%
• Slavic chest lumbago The ancestral technique defending the nuclear reactor of the ancient Rus in Hyperborea allows you to hit the lizard behind cover 63%
• Slavic shot with armor-piercing The combination of the Slavic chest shot and the Great Russian bombardment allows you to firmly nail the lizard even behind cover 63%
• Great Russian bombardment Mass destruction move, knocks down a group of lizards and glues them to the ground! 62%
• Swimming in a volcano Svarog discovered for you the secret of fire-resistant skin - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to swim 10 km in a volcano 61%
• Thermopylae Gorge In 480 BC, 300 Spartans held this gorge during the attack of the Persians, but few people know that 500 years earlier, only 3 Russian heroes held back an army of thousands of lizards in the same place! 61%
• Group slap on the head Call your brothers to help you to deal extra damage to one target 61%
• Second higher ancient Slavic education You will receive an education in the field of Slavic studies! You will know everything about the traditions and customs of your people! 60%
• Victor Korneplod Kill more lizards then Victor 59%
• Caravan robbery Lizards have been waiting for two years for the opportunity to bully the Russians! We will not allow them to plunder the most exotic goods from all over Rus! 59%
• Radioactive attack by all kinds The invention of the famous Russian scientist, which allows one to hit lizards at the molecular level, causing monstrous damage 59%
• Instructions of Victor Korneplod The great sage shared the tricks of combat! 59%
• A squad of peasants with spears They'll shut up anyone, any elite lizard fighter! 58%
• Slavic Fire A powerful move after rustix wings, it melts lizard armor, making them vulnerable 58%
• History of the Roman Empire Do the Russians think about the Roman Empire? THE RUSSIANS CREATE IT 57%
• Skibidi Toilet Invention of Hyperborea, used to patrol the territory 57%
• Ballistic bombardment Used as artillery support for the main forces, it allows you to cover a large concentration of lizards with powerful fire 56%
• South African Russia South African Rus' needs your protection! The lizards are trying to seize the ancient Slavic pyramids for themselves! 56%
• Jumping Baikal Perun has revealed to you the secret of the longest jumps using the discharge of air by the forces of lightning - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to jump over Lake Baikal with a running start in the widest place - 10 times back and forth 56%
• Amanita tincture Allow Rus not to notice pain and fatigue 56%
• Old Russian horse-cheetah cavalry Powerful cavalry of the ancient Rus, capable of breaking through the strongest defense of the lizards 56%
• The third higher ancient Slavic education You will receive an education in the field of military affairs! Not a single insidious lizard general will be able to outwit you on the battlefield! 55%
• Velvet Pulls Sneaked up from lizard skin 55%
• Sergius Michurinsky Kill more lizards then Sergius 55%
• The Club of the Wise Oak Heavy club from a fallen wise oak branch 55%
• Defense of Torgoslavl The Great Sea Trade Route of the Rus made Torgoslavl fabulously rich, which attracted the attention of the lizards! 54%
• Fighting the Bear Volos has revealed to you the secret of ancient Russian wrestling, capable of defeating anyone - the easiest training for ancient Rus to fight a bear - 5 times put the bear on your shoulder blades 54%
• Dinosaurus Not inferior to the Russians in feasts 54%
• Tender cheesecakes The most delicate cheesecakes with a golden crust from Yulia Kulinarova, barbecue is on the way! 54%
• Balalaika of a domesticated bear Playing this balalaika raises the morale of the Russians, making them fight even more fiercely! 54%
• Dristayar Constipated Kill more lizards then Dristayar 53%
• The fourth higher ancient Slavic education You will receive an education in the field of religious studies! You stand on a par with the greatest sages of ancient Rus'! 53%
• The Power of Svarog Adds fire damage to your attacks! 53%
• Racing on Pterodimirs Tiranoslav the wise has revealed to you the secret of using pterodimirs instead of fighters - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to race along the entire village of Rus' 53%
• Cat scientist He lived on the Volodka oak tree, absorbed its wisdom and now can go to the Russians to help 53%
• Defense of Hyperborea The greatest city of the Rus, created at the beginning of time! The lizards rewrote history for a long time so that we would forget about the scientific achievements of our ancestors in Hyperborea, such as flying saucers, laser weapons, a nuclear reactor that powers all of Rus' and many others! 53%
• Great Russian Wall A majestic structure protecting the borders of ancient Rus' 53%
• Mikhailo Falcon's Eye Kill more lizards then Mikhailo 53%
• Carbonated Baikal water Activates digestion for more deadly techniques 53%
• Tame Capybara The pet of the ancient Rus, which will not only save you from loneliness, but can also gnaw the throat of a couple of lizards 53%
• Leather saddle made from lizard skin Instills fear in lizards who see it and ensures a secure landing 53%
• Running along the border of ancient Rus' Stribog has revealed to you the secret of the fastest movements with the help of the wind - the easiest training for the ancient Rus about jogging along the border, which does not end anywhere, in 1.5 hours 53%
• The fifth higher ancient Slavic education You will receive an education in the field of lizard science! The earth has never seen a more educated husband! 53%
• The Ax of Nastya the Mad As good as Nastya herself! 53%
• Warrior Bogdan God given to the Russians 53%
• Old Russian stall selling foot-and-mouth disease They only show, but they are beautiful 53%
• The Power of Dazhbog Adds the power of the sun to your attacks! 53%
• The Walk of Doctor Livesey Dr. Livesey has revealed to you the secret of his legendary gait; with such a gait you can walk anywhere! 53%
• Russian domestic cat Easily chews through firewood, uranium and even three dried crusts lying behind the stove 52%
• Atomic Reactor The heart of Hyperborea, the great atomic reactor of the ancient Rus, thanks to the interaction of all kinds, ensures an uninterrupted supply of electricity throughout Rus'! 52%
• Drocheslav Son of Sergei Kill more lizards then Drocheslav 52%
• Lizards Factory They produce ammunition for the most combat-ready units of the lizards - the Redan PMC 52%
• Casimir the Victorious Kill more lizards then Casimir 51%
• Return of Atlantis After the great flood, Torgoslavl was under water and lizards settled in it, the time has come to recapture what rightfully belonged to us! 51%
• Ivan Temnokholmov Kill more lizards then Ivan 51%
• Boris Kharitonov Kill more lizards then Boris 51%
• Nibiru Planet The home planet of the lizards, this is where they breed and build their lizard intrigues, plan an operation to piss on their pads and choose 4 positions for attack 51%