Saturday Morning RPG

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

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Based on all 560 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 292 reviews: 4.2h for positive, 1.9h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (29.5% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (87)

• Outatime Scratch all five stickers before battle. 100%
• Punch-Out Defeat an enemy with a critical punch. 95%
• Charged With Battery Try all three charging methods. 92%
• Electric Slide Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times. 79%
• Macchio Win 10 battles. 79%
• Number Five Is Alive Reach level 5. 62%
• Goonies Never Die Beat an entire episode without dying. 52%
• BADGES!? Win a fight without scratching any stickers. 49%
• Total Protonic Reversal Max out your multiplier. 47%
• Jurk Murderer Collect dinner for a friend. 46%
• The Fonz Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times. 45%
• Rise From Your Grave Retry a fight and win. 44%
• Tyson Defeat 10 enemies with a punch. 37%
• No Guts No Glory Help a student flush his toots. 32%
• Loved By Good Complete 2 different episodes. 31%
• Dreams Come True Flush all the school pets down the toilet. 30%
• May's Report Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2. 26%
• These Go To Eleven Reach level 11. 22%
• You'll Get The Horns Walk away from the Bertha fight. 18%
• Lundgren Win 100 battles. 16%
• Party Dude Drain Ben's porta-potty. 16%
• Ticket Purchaser Buy Henry's ticket for Ash. 16%
• Lead the Team Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley. 15%
• Feared By Evil Complete 4 different episodes. 15%
• Twin Pines Play an episode twice. 14%
• The Only Way To Win Defeat Super Computah. 14%
• A Crummy Commercial Use the decoder ring. 13%
• Minion Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle. 13%
• A Friend Indeed Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy. 13%
• Righteous Dude Score 200 righteous defenses. 12%
• Thunderdome Win an arena battle. 12%
• Hot Dog Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him. 12%
• Perfect Stranger Get a triple S ranking in battle. 12%
• Wild Stallions Use equine based attacks 30 times. 11%
• Feeling Randy Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback. 11%
• You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun. 11%
• Ticket Thief Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry. 11%
• Van Damme Win 500 battles. 11%
• Stanley's Vendetta Destroy the gruel in Episode 2. 10%
• Mess With The Bull... Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett. 9.8%
• Cool But Crude Flood Ben's porta-potty. 9.8%
• Working Overtime Fighting Crime Complete 5 different episodes. 9.5%
• Team Effort Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team. 9.2%
• Lackey Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle. 8.8%
• Absolutely Nothing! Scratch the cardboard box sticker. 8.8%
• Ben's Only Hope Save Ben from the trash compactor. 8.1%
• All Valley Karate Champ Crane kick Billy. 8.1%
• Everybody Hates Chris Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock. 8.1%
• Jump Street Reach level 21. 8.1%
• Break On Through Defeat the Lizard King. 8.1%
• Stallone Win 1000 battles. 8.1%
• Bully The Bully Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah. 7.8%
• Deflective Deflect 50 projectiles. 7.8%
• Fighting the Frizzies at Eleven Win a battle against the Frizzies. 7.8%
• I Got Your Number You called Jenny for a good time. 7.8%
• Chester Copperpot Get 100 exploration bonuses. 7.5%
• Better Off Dead Die 100 times. 7.5%
• 1.21 Gigawatts Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon. 7.5%
• Gordon Get rich! (Have over $100,000) 7.5%
• Reunited Get Todd and Mary back together. 7.5%
• Extra! Extra! Collect the newspapers for Derek. 7.5%
• Sunglasses At Night Wear your sunglasses at night. 7.5%
• Supplies! Get every one of the cereal box's surprises. 7.5%
• Blast It, Will You?! Defeat the Trash Monster. 7.5%
• Albert Eat 1,000 food items. 7.1%
• Nothing's Gonna Stand In Our Way Win an impossible battle. 7.1%
• Rock Band Make Chris the robot band frontrock. 7.1%
• 16 Candles Burn enemies 16 times in one battle. 7.1%
• I'd Buy That For A Dollar Buy 50 items from vending machines. 7.1%
• Commander Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle. 7.1%
• Mirror, Mirror Defeat Evil Marty. 7.1%
• Norris Win 5000 battles. 7.1%
• Ask Your Parents Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers. 7.1%
• RcRoll'd Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes. 7.1%
• Does Machines Destroy 100 Sphere Bots. 7.1%
• Music Pirate Make Captain Crunch the robot band frontman. 6.8%
• Hood Genocider Defeat 1985 hood soldiers. 6.8%
• You're The Best! Reach level 50. 6.8%
• Where The Real Money Is Made Retrieve Charles Cheezer's merchandise. 6.8%
• Why'd It Have To Be Snakes? Kill 500 Lizard Men. 6.8%
• It's Sticky Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers. 6.8%
• Wonderful Toys Pick up or buy 100 objects. 6.8%
• It's a Trap! Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb. 6.1%
• Never Had One Lesson! Make Bearris the robot band frontman. 6.1%
• Garbage Compactor 3263827 Compact Ben in the trash compactor. 6.1%
• I Hate Mondays Defeat Adrian the cyberdaemon, lord of pizza. 5.8%
• Electric Shoes Make Kev the robot band frontman. 5.8%