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Bedlam
Give it 5 hours
Gets good by 5h then rated almost like by veterans
Fully opens up by 7h rated like by long-time players
Started playing 40% of owners
Steam reviews 75% positive of 888
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 3 reviews are negative (35%); after 7h it's 1 in 5 (19%).
- Fully opens up by hour 7.
- Few early reviews, so this is a rough estimate.
- Only 40% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 902 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 291 reviews: 5.3h for positive, 4.5h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (40.2% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (24)
- Flex Those Fingers Complete the Graxian combat training and salute your commanding officer 100%
- We're not Jammin' Destroy the Gaian Comms Jammer 83%
- Clipping Error? Complete the secondary objective 74%
- Domina Tricks Secure Sigma Sector 72%
- Short A Bob Or Two Encounter the Accounts Dept. 71%
- Is That Wheelie The Boss You Can Do? Defeat Lanzok and free the captive marines 65%
- Who Guards The Guard Towers Destroy all three guard towers in Death's Dark Vale 58%
- ...But You wouldn't Want To Live There Exit Star Fire 50%
- Make Them Rue The Day Reach the end of the Rue de Chambard Rouge 48%
- 'Allo 'Allo Reach the end of the Boulevard du Burnistoun 44%
- Killing Spree Kill 5 opponents in the Arena without dying 43%
- Tank Busting Makes Me Feel Good Destroy the Armoured Car 42%
- Don't Mess With Valve Mess with The Valve 41%
- We've got a kill screen Clear the Chilli Comper Maze 39%
- Shall I fetch a cloth? Bring down the Super Saucer 38%
- Great Baws O' Fire! Find the fire sword 36%
- Wee Plushies Defeat the horde 36%
- Corruption Leaves Me Cold Escape from Age of Attrition 32%
- 2-D or not 2-D? Complete Rescue Run 28%
- Up-Diddley-Up-Up Complete Planetfire Ascension 28%
- Ding! Wish Granted in Planetfire 28%
- GG Complete the Game 26%
- Winners Never (Rage)Quit Complete Rage-Quit Reactor without the Reactor exploding 22%
- 1337 b0mb4D33r Get a Score of at least 3500 in Rescue Run 16%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.