Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
Hooks you almost right away
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 6 reviews are negative (18%); after 3h it's 1 in 35 (3%).
- Fully opens up by hour 3.
- The opening is criticised less than in 77% of games we track.
- The game has no story achievements, so drop-off points can't be measured.
- Only 66% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 8,444 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 297 reviews: 3.7h for positive, 3h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (66% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.
All achievements (24)
story milestone ending side
- Face Infectors Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage 100%
- Spongiform Encephalopathy Consume one brain steeped sandwich 81%
- Data mole Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level 78%
- Essence of Pigeon Spray 3 people with pheromones 75%
- But She Can Fly... Win a round of pillow fight 73%
- Breaking The Mold Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities 72%
- Bloody Mary On The Rocks Serve a bloody mary 69%
- Exume To Consume Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand 63%
- Heroine Chic Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face 61%
- Hasselhoff In A Pinch Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool 60%
- Saliva Surrogate Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs 59%
- Insurance Premiums Increase Shatter all vases in the shop 58%
- Don't Get Involved Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick 56%
- Clean As A Whistle Find and utilize a bidet 56%
- A Kissenger For All Seasons Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions 54%
- Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer Explore other guest rooms at the resort 53%
- Long Distance Charges Dial all phone menu options 48%
- DJ Compact Disc Jockey Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad 48%
- Conversationalist Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes 37%
- Polyplegic Land awkwardly while diving at the pool 37%
- Around The World In 80 Puns Visit all travel destinations in the world 36%
- Verbal Morality Statute Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal 24%
- Serious Degaussing Skills Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park 22%
- Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant 22%