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Teleglitch: Die More Edition
Give it 4 hours
Gets good by 4h then rated almost like by veterans
Fully opens up by 5h rated like by long-time players
Reach the ending 5% of players who started
Started playing 41% of owners
Steam reviews 83% positive of 2,962
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 4 reviews are negative (26%); after 5h it's 1 in 15 (7%).
- Fully opens up by hour 5.
- 5% of players who start reach the ending.
- The biggest drop-off is between “Novice Survivor” (Survived level 1) and “Did Not Become Eaten by Plankton” (Survived level 2): from 100% to 57% of starters.
- Only 41% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 2,984 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 294 reviews: 11.2h for positive, 2h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (40.7% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
- Started playing 100%
- Novice Survivor Survived level 1 100%
- Did Not Become Eaten by Plankton Survived level 2 Most players quit here 57% −43
- Living Meat beats Dead Meat Survived level 3 28% −29
- Reactivated Product Handler Survived level 4 15% −14
- Meat that Survived the Sawhouse Survived level 5 10% −5
- Did Not Become Part of Damage Statistics Survived level 6 7% −2
- Robots did not kill me Survived level 7 7%
- So Far So Good Survived level 8 6% −1
- Advanced Survivor Survived level 9 6%
- Level10 Survived level 10 5% −1
- The Honourable Survivor Has completed the game 5%
story milestone ending biggest drop-off
Story milestones were labeled by AI from achievement names and descriptions; mistakes are possible.
All achievements (39)
story milestone ending side
- Novice Survivor Survived level 1 100%
- Did Not Become Eaten by Plankton Survived level 2 57%
- Living Meat beats Dead Meat Survived level 3 28%
- Bomberman I Has killed 100 opponents with bombs 22%
- The Firm Index Finger Fire 100 or more shots with a 75% or better accuracy during a single level. 17%
- Reactivated Product Handler Survived level 4 15%
- Damage Enthusiast Kill 50 monsters in 5 seconds 14%
- Steroid Monster Has had 150 hitpoints 14%
- Tinker Has built 100 items 13%
- Death Pudding Matador Has lured 50 zombies to Teleglitch anomaly. 12%
- Release Them From Pain Kill 500 zombies 12%
- Arena 1 Completed the first arena 11%
- Survived Heavy Testing Defeated the main opponents at level 5 10%
- Meat that Survived the Sawhouse Survived level 5 9.6%
- Bomberman II Has killed 500 opponents with bombs 8.6%
- Release Them From Pain II Kill 1000 zombies 8.1%
- The Untouchable Completed a level without getting hurt 8.1%
- Snake killer Defeated the Heavy Destroyer Snake 7.6%
- Did Not Become Part of Damage Statistics Survived level 6 7.4%
- Robots did not kill me Survived level 7 6.9%
- Speedfreak Has been under the influence of ingame legal stimulants more than 50% during a game run 6.4%
- So Far So Good Survived level 8 6.1%
- Rocket dodger Defeated main opponent at level 8 6.1%
- Bomberman III Has killed 1000 opponents with bombs 5.9%
- Heavy Weapons Engineer Has made a minigun 5.9%
- Advanced Survivor Survived level 9 5.9%
- Arena 2 Completed the second arena 5.7%
- Eye for an Eye Has killed 5 squids with lasers 5.7%
- Knife Berserker Has killed a Red Commander war robot with a knife 5.7%
- I know Railgun Physics Constructed a railgun 5.7%
- The Attention Master Found 75% of secrets generated in one run 5.7%
- Level10 Survived level 10 5.2%
- Release Them From Pain III Kill 3000 zombies 5.2%
- The Honourable Survivor Has completed the game 5.2%
- The Master Survivor Completed the game in one run, starting from the first level. 4.7%
- Arena 3 Completed the third arena 4.4%
- The Hardcore Survivor Completed the game without using any personal emergency teleporters 4.4%
- Arena 4 Completed the fourth arena 4.2%
- Straight to the core Destroy the final boss in less than 10 seconds 3.9%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-19.