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Drunken Robot Pornography
Give it 1 hour
Gets good by 1h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Started playing 89% of owners
Steam reviews 83% positive of 659
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 4 reviews are negative (23%); after 3h it's 1 in 4 (23%).
- 89% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
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Based on all 665 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 288 reviews: 2.7h for positive, 1h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (88.8% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (11)
- Are You Not So Precious That You Have Gotten Your First Kill? You have destroyed your first Titan. 100%
- How Did You Manage to Come Out of That Unscathed, Anyway? Destroyed a Titan without having lost any health. 94%
- I Sang Along! Watch the DRP Rap video all the way through. 28%
- I have flown on a jellyfish without taking a lick of damage. Completed I Fly on a Jellyfish without taking any damage. 18%
- I am wearing Rohit's Impossibly Blue Pants. We're not telling. Ask your mother. 4.5%
- I have bested R. Timothy Ambrosia in a test of strength and wills. Completed the game on any difficulty level. 3.8%
- Okay, now this is getting ridiculous. Received 8+ other achievements. 2.6%
- Not only that, I received 7 other achievements not including this one! Received 7+ other achievements. 2.6%
- I have received half a dozen achievements not even including this one. Received 6+ other achievements. 2.6%
- I have completed my undergraduate degree without receiving an ounce of pain. Completed Sophomore Means Wise Idiot without taking any damage. 2.6%
- I'm so much better bees. Look at my shiny unscathed body. Completed The Hive without taking any damage. 1.5%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.