The Farmer Was Replaced
Hooks you almost right away
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 9 reviews are negative (11%); after 5h it's 1 in 45 (2%).
- Fully opens up by hour 5.
- The opening is criticised less than in 89% of games we track.
- The game has no story achievements, so drop-off points can't be measured.
- 88% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 9,986 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 296 reviews: 8.3h for positive, 4.9h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (88.4% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.
All achievements (59)
story milestone ending side
- Hello World Run your first program. 100%
- Infinite Loop Create an infinite loop. 96%
- It Grew Expand the farm 93%
- Error Cause a runtime error. 93%
- Acrobat Do a flip. 92%
- Bushes Plant a bush. 90%
- Hay Farmer Farm 1000 hay. 74%
- Carrots Plant carrots. 70%
- Wood Farmer Farm 1000 wood. 60%
- Fashionable Equip a new hat. 53%
- Carrot Farmer Farm 1000 carrots. 50%
- Trees Plant a tree. 47%
- Pumpkins Plant a pumpkin. 40%
- Pumpkin Farmer Farm 1000 pumpkins. 37%
- Feels Good Pet the piggy. 33%
- Higher-Order Programming Pass a function as an argument to a function. 30%
- Mud Farm Water the entire farm above water level 0.5. 23%
- Sunflowers Plant a sunflower 23%
- Power Farmer Farm 1000 power. 19%
- Cacti Plant a cactus. 17%
- Cactus Farmer Farm 1000 cacti. 15%
- Maze Spawn a maze. 14%
- Gold Farmer Farm 1000 gold. 12%
- Treasure Hunter Solve a maze that fills the whole farm. 11%
- Megafarm Use multiple drones. 9.5%
- Dinosaurs Equip the dinosaur hat. 9.2%
- Healer Cure an infected plant. 8.9%
- Big Farm Reach the maximum farm size. 7.1%
- Bone Farmer Farm 1000 bones. 7.0%
- Master Acrobat Do 1000 flips. 6.2%
- Chaos Have 20 code windows open. 6.0%
- Long Dinosaur Have a dinosaur that fills the entire farm. 5.5%
- Big Power Farmer Farm 100000 power. 5.0%
- Swarm Use 32 drones at once. 4.9%
- Giant Pumpkin Harvest a 32x32 pumpkin. 4.8%
- Stack Overflow Cause a stack overflow. 4.3%
- Circular Import Create an import cycle. 4.2%
- Big Wood Farmer Farm 1 billion wood. 3.7%
- Size Matters Get a dinosaur to length 1000. 3.6%
- Big Cactus Farmer Farm 100 million cacti. 3.3%
- Big Pumpkin Farmer Farm 100 million pumpkins. 2.9%
- Big Hay Farmer Farm 1 billion hay. 2.8%
- Wrong Order Sort a full field of cacti the wrong way round. 2.8%
- Big Bone Farmer Farm 100 million bones. 2.7%
- Sunflower Master Farm 12000 power in 1 minute. 2.7%
- Big Carrot Farmer Farm 1 billion carrots. 2.5%
- Cactus Master Farm 20 million cacti in 1 minute. 2.5%
- Dino Master Farm 1 million bones in 1 minute. 2.3%
- Recycling Reuse the same maze 300 times. 2.1%
- Fashion Show Equip 5 different hats on 5 drones. 1.7%
- Big Gold Farmer Farm 100 million gold. 1.6%
- What now? Unlock everything. 1.6%
- Hay Master Farm 200 million hay in 1 minute. 1.5%
- Competitive Farming Get on a leaderboard. 1.4%
- Carrot Master Farm 200 million carrots in 1 minute. 1.2%
- Pumpkin Master Farm 20 million pumpkins in 1 minute. 1.2%
- Wood Master Farm 1 billion wood in 1 minute. 1.2%
- Maze Master Farm 2 million gold in 1 minute. 1.0%
- Full Automation Get on the full reset leaderboard. 0.6%