Kingdom Eighties
Give it 5 hours
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours almost 1 in 2 reviews are negative (44%); after 7h it's 1 in 5 (19%).
- Fully opens up by hour 7.
- 64% of players who start reach the ending.
- The biggest drop-off is between “No Camp Pinewood!” (Complete Episode I) and “Calling Dr. Martha Lesh” (Complete Episode II): from 91% to 80% of starters.
- 81% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 3,413 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 297 reviews: 7.3h for positive, 5.6h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (81.4% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
- Started playing 100%
- No Camp Pinewood! Complete Episode I 91% −9
- Calling Dr. Martha Lesh Complete Episode II Most players quit here 80% −11
- I Miss Hill Valley Complete Episode III 71% −9
- An Excellent Adventure Complete Episode IV 64% −6
story milestone ending biggest drop-off
Story milestones were labeled by AI from achievement names and descriptions; mistakes are possible.
All achievements (31)
story milestone ending side
- Confidence is an Illusion Find the missing trophy 100%
- Letterman Recruit someone athletic 100%
- Chief Technician Recruit someone handy 96%
- 1st Down Destroy a portal in a forest 95%
- Hail Mary Enter a cave 92%
- No Camp Pinewood! Complete Episode I 91%
- 2nd Down Destroy another portal 88%
- Falken's Maze Recruit someone smart 83%
- Calling Dr. Martha Lesh Complete Episode II 80%
- 3rd Down Destroy a portal on the streets 74%
- I Miss Hill Valley Complete Episode III 71%
- Touchdown Destroy a portal around the mall 67%
- REALLY REALLY Personal Get eaten by a shark 66%
- 88 mph Get something back from the past 64%
- An Excellent Adventure Complete Episode IV 64%
- Clumsy Lose the Crown, and take it back 60%
- Loner Complete a level with no more than 20 kids 51%
- Rover-Rooby-Roo! Recruit someone friendly 50%
- My Little Horsey! Rainy day at Paradise Estate with Rainbows in tow 47%
- Saw Boss Clear all the trees on any level 46%
- It's Not a Wishing Well Lose 80 coins to the waters 43%
- The Force of Freedom Defeat 10 greed with a machine gun 34%
- County Connection Wait for the bus 31%
- Don't Smell the Flowers Complete the game in 50 days or less 20%
- Muscle Machine Slap a monster truck 18%
- Wizard Complete the game on Hard 17%
- BMX Model 3003 Uncredited professional BMX rider making it rain coins 13%
- It Still Counts Destroy a portal on Peaceful 8.1%
- George Burnett Had Twins Complete a level with only two workers 8.0%
- Captain N Complete the game on Cursed 7.2%
- Stubborn Survive for 50 days in one level 7.2%