Acquitted

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

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Based on all 809 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 295 reviews: 0.6h for positive, 0.4h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (48.9% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (31)

• Outperforming Game Journalists You beat the first level. Not everyone can. 100%
• Precision Achieve a 2 headshot spree. 99%
• Balloon Popper 50 headshots. Not bad kid. 84%
• Funny how these just showed up the day before… Get hit by a brick. 80%
• What are you, five?! Get hit by five peepeepoopoo. 77%
• You Missed Something Miss a weapon drop (they spawn again, don't worry). 69%
• Moby Dick Defeat a landwhale. 60%
• Better than Biceps Achieve a 5 headshot spree. 46%
• Drenched Get hit by 50 peepeepoopoos. 33%
• Rush Hour Defeat 50 braindead while the energy drink is still in effect. 33%
• Untouchable Beat a level without getting hurt. 27%
• Elven Aim Achieve a 10 headshot spree. 26%
• Touchdown! Chop off 10 heads. 21%
• Streetsweeper! Remove a tank corpse from the map. 18%
• Knife to a Gunfight Defeat 100 knife-wielding enemies. 16%
• Dressed for a day in Chicago Pick up 100 armored vests. 14%
• It's Ma'am! Defeat your first Ma'am tank. 14%
• You Dropped This Congratulations king, you completed the warmup. All weapons will now be unlocked by default. The real challenge is about to begin. 9.4%
• Anyone need a medic? Pick up 100 health packs. 9.2%
• Trophy Wives Defeat 10 Ma'am tanks. 8.4%
• Heart Attack Drink 100 energy drinks (don't actually do it). 7.4%
• Second Amendment Enjoyer Beat level 30. 4.3%
• Autonomous Zone Place 100 barricades. 4.1%
• Themis Appreciator Beat level 40. 2.7%
• Pulling an All-Nighter Beat level 50. 2.2%
• Self-Defense Specialist Beat level 60. 2.0%
• We're Gonna Need More Ammo Beat level 70. 1.6%
• Court Loyalty Stamp Card Beat level 80. 1.6%
• Nemesis of the Braindead Beat level 90. 1.4%
• Grand Master Beat levels 1 to 20 without getting hurt. 1.2%
• Defender of Freedom Beat level 100. 1.0%