Strategy
No Creeps Were Harmed TD
Not enough reviews
Started playing 95% of owners
Steam reviews 89% positive of 502
What the data shows
- Only 508 reviews so far — too early to tell.
- 95% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
Not enough reviews.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (95.1% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (22)
- Sweet Sweet Numbers! Get a level-up 100%
- Better Is Better Upgrade a turret 99%
- Fast, Faster, Fastest! Complete a time bonus sub-objective 97%
- Leg It Order Brian Jar to move 94%
- Cast Master Use one of Brian’s special abilities. 92%
- Die With Haste Rush a wave 89%
- Nobody Goes Home! Complete the kill-all-creeps sub-objective 88%
- Do-Right Complete one map 80%
- Where Is My Everything? Open the “How To Play” menu and learn stuff 79%
- Heat Death Get five levels deep into endless mode 75%
- 11000101 00101001 Configure a turret by changing its targeting priority 66%
- Not-A-Loot-Box Destroy a Gleep container before the map wave goal 54%
- Numbers ... Numbers everywhere! Get ten level-ups 47%
- Piece Of Junk! Sell an Artifact 43%
- More-Do-Right Complete five maps 42%
- Live Harder Next Time Fail a map 41%
- Please NO! Let Brian Jar die! 31%
- Even-More-Do-Right Complete ten maps 23%
- Seriously-More-Do-Right Complete fifteen maps 15%
- Okay-Enough-Do-Right! Complete twenty maps 10%
- My Numbers Have Gravity! Get fifty level-ups 8.9%
- Severance Pay Complete 42 maps 3.4%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-21.