Goat Simulator: Remastered

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

before it gets good opening up fully opened up

Based on all 1,268 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 295 reviews: 6.7h for positive, 0.6h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (99.1% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (42)

• Ultra Low Effort Gamer Dust off your game library; start the game 100%
• I am Bread Are you bread? 26%
• Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? Sacrifice 3 Sanctum items 22%
• Rymdskepp i Rymden Travel to space! 22%
• I Can't Believe That Worked Do 10 front flips in one trick 16%
• Try Hard Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatVille level 16%
• Don't Panic srsly 16%
• Sallskapsresan Visit all zones on the MMO level 15%
• Testaholic Complete the Test Chambers 13%
• Goatta Catch 'Em All! How do you catch goats? 13%
• Voluntary QA Trash the server room 12%
• I'm a Dynamite Try to blow yourself up 12%
• Goat Theft Auto Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over with it 11%
• Chief Fidget Find all Goat Trophies on the School level 11%
• Whiplash Perform a drum solo 10%
• Mile High Club Lick the Hanging Glider 9.7%
• Cardio Kills Your Gains Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue 9.4%
• Le Voyage dans la Lune A trip to the Moon 9.0%
• I Freaking Love Goats Find all Goat Trophies on the Goat City Bay level 8.7%
• Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Visit the Badehaus 7.7%
• Survive for Your Life Survive 10 days 7.7%
• Mattress Madness Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds 7.3%
• Valkyrie Go on the catapult with a rider on your back 6.8%
• The Big Score Find all Goat Trophies on the PAYDAY level 6.7%
• Music Non Stop Jump on the launchpad 6.6%
• Better Than Warlords of Dredmor Reach level 101 6.4%
• Love or Hate? Find all Goat Trophies on the MMO level 5.8%
• Around the World on 5 Trampolines Visit 5 trampolines in one jump bouncing on each trampoline once 5.7%
• Bounce It! Enable the hydraulic cars 5.3%
• Is That a Goat? Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 5.3%
• Colombian Sugar Lord Ride the boat while on a sugar rush 5.3%
• Hoarder Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatZ level 5.0%
• Use the Sword, Goat Pickup a photon sword as a Father Goat or a Good Goat 5.0%
• Big in Japan Beat the whiplash course without getting wet 4.7%
• Neckbeard Smell and look like one 4.4%
• Hang Tight Paraglide in the air for 1 minute 4.3%
• An Unnecessary Journey Throw Bilbo the dwarf into lava 4.3%
• Ready for the Grill Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil 4.2%
• NERD! Find all Goat Trophies on the Waste of Space level 4.0%
• Dastardly Place a hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive 4.0%
• Warm Bath Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 4.0%
• Rocket League Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert 3.9%