Finnish Cottage Simulator
Give it 2 hours
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 4 reviews are negative (23%); after 7h it's 1 in 25 (4%).
- Fully opens up by hour 3.
- The game has no story achievements, so drop-off points can't be measured.
- 75% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 3,779 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 293 reviews: 15.5h for positive, 5.5h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (75% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.
All achievements (26)
story milestone ending side
- Bzzzz Get killed by a wasp. 100%
- A Rough Night Drink enough to black out. 69%
- Intrusive Thoughts Kill a neighbor. 51%
- A Pleasant Aroma Throw some beer on a hot sauna stove. 24%
- Master of Mocca Make some coffee. 22%
- Kilju Salesman I Sell some kilju. 20%
- Jarppi Throw a dart into another player's bare stomach. 17%
- Through the Three With Four's Blower Turbocharge your moped or boat. 12%
- Kilju Salesman II Sell 15 liters of kilju. 11%
- Embrace Modernity Get the water running. 10%
- Alternate Dimension Enter the backpack dimension. 10%
- The Usual Steal a glass from the bar. 10%
- No Moose Left Behind Kill a moose with an axe. 9.6%
- Moonshine Salesman I Sell some moonshine. 7.3%
- A Rougher Night Black out in the bar. 7.1%
- Hackerman Steal Yrjö's beer the modern way without getting caught. 6.7%
- Moonshine Salesman II Sell 5 liters of moonshine. 5.3%
- Moonshine Master Sell Kalevi some exceptional moonshine. 5.2%
- 1977 Die from defecation. 5.2%
- Touching Grass Cut your own grass. 5.2%
- Traveler Man Attach everything possible to the backpack. 5.1%
- Real Gamer Get three golden AYs. 4.3%
- Kilju Salesman III Sell 30 liters of kilju. 4.1%
- Moonshine Salesman III Sell 15 liters of moonshine. 3.5%
- Phoenix Die in a fire and respawn. 2.8%
- Robberman Steal Yrjö's beer the old fashioned way without getting caught. 1.5%