Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

before it gets good opening up fully opened up

Based on all 893 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 299 reviews: 3.7h for positive, 1.5h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (94.8% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (15)

• Hello, Scum You earned 2 reputation points in your new career as an organ trader. 100%
• Committed You fulfilled the desires of over 9 clients! 90%
• Organ Toucher You touched organs outside of your own body several times. 84%
• Reputable Trader You earned 350 reputation points by any means necessary. 78%
• Doubled Investment You earned 20,000 credits by any means necessary. 70%
• Oxygen Measurements Did you know that the average adult breathes roughly 14 times a minute? Very uncomfortable fact. 66%
• Meatshare You bought 5 organ shares, representing theoretical values as determined by market forces. 61%
• Binding Terms You fulfilled the desires of over 49 clients! 58%
• Severed Contract You abandoned 5 clients to their fate. 45%
• Flesh Replacement You changed your face and species 10 times, to escape tax authorities. 30%
• Stiffed Competition You paid off 5 competing traders so you could buy organs in peace. 29%
• Facial Repercussions You changed your face and species 30 ​times, to escape social judgment. 21%
• Organ Monopoly You paid off 15 competing traders so you could corner the organ market personally. 15%
• Organ Fondler This will look nice in your achievement list. 11%
• Long Odds At some point in your life, you owned over 52 meters worth of intestines. Congratulations 6.2%