Cafe Owner Simulator

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

before it gets good opening up fully opened up

Based on all 1,129 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 295 reviews: 11.9h for positive, 6h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (97% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (28)

• BUSINESS OWNER Open business. 100%
• CLEANER Clean the room! 97%
• OH NO, HE'S LEAVING! First losed visitor. 79%
• FIREFIGHTER Get 5 from 5 stars from the fire inspector. 73%
• INTRODUCTION Serve 30 visitors. 60%
• ADVANCED Serve 50 visitors. 54%
• TRASH COLLECTION ORDER GARBAGE CAR 39%
• SECOND FLOOR Unlock a second floor. 37%
• MASTER OF CLEANLINESS REMOVE 30 PIECES OF TRASH 36%
• CHIEF Serve 150 visitors. 36%
• DECORATOR PLACE DECOR ITEM 34%
• HOBO FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH A HOMELESS PERSON 34%
• JUNKYARD 20 ITEMS OF GARBAGE AT A TIME 31%
• WORK IS STARTED SERVE THE FIRST CUSTOMER 29%
• IT DOESN'T GET ANY CLEANER THAN THIS REMOVE 100 ITEMS OF TRASH 27%
• DEBTOR Take the first loan. 24%
• PHILANTROP GIVE MONEY TO A HOMELESS MAN 23%
• I LOVE TIPS GET TIPS 50 TIMES 17%
• DECENT BUSINESSMAN PAY A TOTAL OF $1,000 IN BILLS 12%
• PATHFINDER REMOVE 50 FOOTPRINTS 12%
• SUCCESSFUL Serve 500 visitors. 11%
• YETTI Take a photo of yetti. 9.3%
• THINGS ARE GOING WELL Place a 20 tables in your caffe. 8.7%
• FIRST $100K Earn first 100K $. 6.6%
• 500K$. Earn 500K$. 4.5%
• EXTERMINATOR DESTROY 10 COCKROACHES 1.4%
• PIED PIPER CATCH 20 RATS 1.3%
• ALL CANS FIND ALL CASH CANS 0.5%