Cookie Clicker

story milestone ending side

• Wake and bake Bake 1 cookie in one ascension. 100%
• Click Have 1 cursor. 99%
• Casual baking Bake 1 cookie per second. 99%
• Double-click Have 2 cursors. 99%
• Grandma's cookies Have 1 grandma. 99%
• Making some dough Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension. 99%
• Clicktastic Make 1,000 cookies from clicking. 99%
• Hardcore baking Bake 10 cookies per second. 98%
• Bought the farm Have 1 farm. 98%
• Steady tasty stream Bake 100 cookies per second. 97%
• You know the drill Have 1 mine. 97%
• So baked right now Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension. 97%
• Cookie monster Bake 1,000 cookies per second. 95%
• Fledgling bakery Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension. 95%
• Golden cookie Click a golden cookie. 95%
• Builder Own 100 buildings. 95%
• Production chain Have 1 factory. 95%
• Mouse wheel Have 50 cursors. 94%
• Mass producer Bake 10,000 cookies per second. 93%
• Clickathlon Make 100,000 cookies from clicking. 93%
• Pretty penny Have 1 bank. 93%
• Sloppy kisses Have 50 grandmas. 92%
• Affluent bakery Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension. 90%
• Enhancer Purchase 20 upgrades. 90%
• Your time to shrine Have 1 temple. 89%
• Reap what you sow Have 50 farms. 87%
• Clickolympics Make 10 million cookies from clicking. 86%
• World-famous bakery Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension. 86%
• Bewitched Have 1 wizard tower. 84%
• Of Mice and Men Have 100 cursors. 83%
• Cookie vortex Bake 1 million cookies per second. 82%
• Excavation site Have 50 mines. 82%
• Expedition Have 1 shipment. 78%
• Lucky cookie Click 7 golden cookies. 78%
• Retirement home Have 100 grandmas. 78%
• Augmenter Purchase 50 upgrades. 77%
• Clickorama Make 1 billion cookies from clicking. 76%
• Industrial revolution Have 50 factories. 76%
• Cosmic bakery Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension. 75%
• What's in a name Give your bakery a name. 74%
• Cookie pulsar Bake 10 million cookies per second. 74%
• Uncanny clicker Click really, really fast. 74%
• Architect Own 500 buildings. 74%
• Dude, sweet Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps. 74%
• Transmutation Have 1 alchemy lab. 71%
• Farm ill Have 100 farms. 70%
• Fit the bill Have 50 banks. 70%
• Galactic bakery Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension. 69%
• A stroke of luck Click 27 golden cookies. 65%
• Speed baking I Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes. 65%
• Clickasmic Make 100 billion cookies from clicking. 65%
• Cookie quasar Bake 100 million cookies per second. 64%
• Sugar rush Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps. 64%
• Sacrifice Ascend with 1 million cookies baked. 63%
• A whole new world Have 1 portal. 63%
• Hollow the planet Have 100 mines. 62%
• Elder Own at least 7 grandma types. 62%
• Shady sect Have 50 temples. 61%
• Oblivion Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked. 61%
• Just wrong Sell a grandma. 59%
• From scratch Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked. 58%
• Rebirth Ascend at least once. 58%
• Fading luck Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies. 57%
• Early bird Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns. 56%
• Oh hey, you're still here Bake 1 billion cookies per second. 56%
• You win a cookie This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news. 56%
• Global warming Have 100 factories. 56%
• Fortune Click 77 golden cookies. 56%
• Time warp Have 1 time machine. 56%
• Friend of the ancients Have 150 grandmas. 55%
• Universal bakery Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension. 55%
• The sorcerer's apprentice Have 50 wizard towers. 55%
• Wholesome Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power. 54%
• Clickageddon Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking. 54%
• A loan in the dark Have 100 banks. 51%
• Antibatter Have 1 antimatter condenser. 50%
• Timeless bakery Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension. 50%
• Let's never bake again Bake 10 billion cookies per second. 50%
• Engineer Own 1,000 buildings. 50%
• Sugar sugar Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump. 49%
• Galactic highway Have 50 shipments. 49%
• Perfected agriculture Have 150 farms. 49%
• Upgrader Purchase 100 upgrades. 49%
• Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo Cast 9 spells. 48%
• The Digital Have 200 cursors. 47%
• Lone photon Have 1 prism. 47%
• Clicknarok Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking. 47%
• New-age cult Have 100 temples. 46%
• Coming to town Reach Santa's 7th form. 46%
• Transmogrification Have 50 alchemy labs. 46%
• Oh deer Pop 1 reindeer. 45%
• Can you dig it Have 150 mines. 45%
• Cookie-dunker Dunk the cookie. 45%
• Ruler of the ancients Have 200 grandmas. 45%
• Tabloid addiction Click on the news ticker 50 times. 45%
• Infinite bakery Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension. 45%
• Nihilism Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. 45%
• Charms and enchantments Have 100 wizard towers. 44%
• Lucked out Have 1 chancemaker. 44%
• A world filled with cookies Bake 1 trillion cookies per second. 44%
• Ultimate automation Have 150 factories. 43%
• Now you're thinking Have 50 portals. 43%
• So much to do so much to see Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year. 43%
• Immortal bakery Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 43%
• Clickastrophe Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking. 43%
• Homegrown Have 200 farms. 43%
• When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour Bake 10 trillion cookies per second. 42%
• Self-contained Have 1 fractal engine. 42%
• Far far away Have 100 shipments. 42%
• Need for greed Have 150 banks. 42%
• Alternate timeline Have 50 time machines. 42%
• Fast and delicious Bake 100 trillion cookies per second. 41%
• Hand-picked Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe. 41%
• Don't stop me now Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 41%
• Itchscratcher Burst 1 wrinkler. 41%
• Gold member Have 100 alchemy labs. 41%
• The center of the Earth Have 200 mines. 41%
• Dematerialize Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. 41%
• Quirky quarks Have 50 antimatter condensers. 41%
• Clickataclysm Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking. 41%
• You can stop now Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 41%
• Organized religion Have 150 temples. 41%
• Year's worth of cavities Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps. 41%
• The old never bothered me anyway Have 250 grandmas. 41%
• Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second. 40%
• Dimensional shift Have 100 portals. 40%
• Technocracy Have 200 factories. 40%
• F12 Have 1 javascript console. 40%
• Dazzling glimmer Have 50 prisms. 40%
• Veteran Own at least 14 grandma types. 40%
• Curses and maledictions Have 150 wizard towers. 40%
• Rewriting history Have 100 time machines. 40%
• It's the economy, stupid Have 200 banks. 40%
• Woops, you solved world hunger Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second. 40%
• Cookies all the way down Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 40%
• Lord of Constructs Own 2,500 buildings. 40%
• Extreme polydactyly Have 300 cursors. 40%
• What are the odds Have 50 chancemakers. 40%
• Type II civilization Have 150 shipments. 40%
• Gardener extraordinaire Have 250 farms. 40%
• Overdose Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension. 39%
• The ultimate clickdown Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking. 39%
• It does matter! Have 100 antimatter condensers. 39%
• Lord of Progress Purchase 200 upgrades. 39%
• Click delegator Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors. 39%
• Fanaticism Have 200 temples. 39%
• Gushing grannies Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas. 39%
• I hate manure Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms. 39%
• The agemaster Have 300 grandmas. 39%
• Threw you for a loop Have 50 fractal engines. 39%
• They'll never know what hit 'em Have 1 idleverse. 39%
• Gild wars Have 150 alchemy labs. 39%
• Nil zero zilch Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. 39%
• Tectonic ambassador Have 250 mines. 39%
• Blinding flash Have 100 prisms. 39%
• Never dig down Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines. 39%
• Turbopuns Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second. 39%
• Speed baking II Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes. 39%
• Magic kingdom Have 200 wizard towers. 39%
• Brain-split Have 150 portals. 39%
• The incredible machine Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories. 39%
• Rise of the machines Have 250 factories. 39%
• Faster menner Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second. 39%
• Seedy business Have 300 farms. 39%
• All the other kids with the pumped up clicks Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking. 39%
• One with everything Have at least 1 of every building. 39%
• We come in peace Have 200 shipments. 39%
• Time duke Have 150 time machines. 39%
• Vested interest Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks. 39%
• Acquire currency Have 250 banks. 39%
• How? Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension. 39%
• And yet you're still hungry Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second. 39%
• Grandma needs a new pair of shoes Have 100 chancemakers. 39%
• Variable success Have 50 javascript consoles. 39%
• The secrets of the universe Have 200 alchemy labs. 38%
• New world order Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples. 38%
• Freak fracking Have 300 mines. 38%
• Mathematician Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128). 38%
• Molecular maestro Have 150 antimatter condensers. 38%
• And beyond Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments. 38%
• Transcendence Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. 38%
• Hocus pocus Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers. 38%
• To oldly go Have 350 grandmas. 38%
• Zealotry Have 250 temples. 38%
• The land of milk and cookies Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension. 38%
• The Abakening Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second. 38%
• The sum of its parts Have 100 fractal engines. 38%
• Base 10 Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on. 38%
• Magnum Opus Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 38%
• Dr. T Have 400 cursors. 38%
• Realm of the Mad God Have 200 portals. 38%
• Modern times Have 300 factories. 38%
• One...more...click... Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking. 38%
• Unending glow Have 150 prisms. 38%
• With strange eons Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals. 38%
• The wizarding world Have 250 wizard towers. 38%
• There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been? Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second. 38%
• Spacetime jigamaroo Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines. 38%
• Forever and ever Have 200 time machines. 38%
• The nerve of war Have 300 banks. 38%
• Well-versed Have 50 idleverses. 38%
• Supermassive Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 38%
• Praise the sun Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms. 38%
• Walk the planck Have 200 antimatter condensers. 38%
• Parsec-masher Have 250 shipments. 38%
• He who controls the cookies controls the universe Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension. 38%
• The elder scrolls Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. 38%
• You and the beanstalk Have 350 farms. 38%
• No comments Have 100 javascript consoles. 38%
• Obliterate Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. 38%
• Finger clickin' good Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors. 38%
• Tonight on Hoarders Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension. 38%
• Fast Bake 1 septillion cookies per second. 38%
• Wololo Have 300 temples. 38%
• Romancing the stone Have 350 mines. 38%
• Million to one shot, doc Have 150 chancemakers. 38%
• Aged well Have 400 grandmas. 38%
• Clickety split Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking. 38%
• Elder nap Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. 38%
• All hail Santa Reach Santa's final form. 38%
• Rise and shine Have 200 prisms. 38%
• The work of a lifetime Have 250 alchemy labs. 38%
• And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience Have 300 wizard towers. 38%
• Knead for speed Bake 10 septillion cookies per second. 38%
• Fingers crossed Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers. 38%
• A place lost in time Have 250 portals. 38%
• Polymath Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. 38%
• Ex machina Have 350 factories. 38%
• Bears repeating Have 150 fractal engines. 38%
• The needs of the many Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines. 38%
• Ripe for the picking Have 100 idleverses. 38%
• Centennial Have at least 100 of everything. 38%
• Panic at the bingo Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas. 38%
• Rake in the dough Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms. 38%
• Are you gonna eat all that? Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension. 38%
• It's not delivery Have 300 shipments. 38%
• Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming Bake 100 septillion cookies per second. 38%
• And I need it now Have 350 banks. 38%
• As luck would have it Have 200 chancemakers. 38%
• Harvest moon Have 400 farms. 38%
• Inherited prototype Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 38%
• Grand design Own 5,000 buildings. 38%
• The full picture Purchase 300 upgrades. 38%
• Negative void Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. 37%
• Quarry on Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines. 37%
• Heat death Have 250 time machines. 37%
• We're gonna need a bigger bakery Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension. 37%
• Gold, Jerry! Gold! Have 300 alchemy labs. 37%
• I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center Bake 1 octillion cookies per second. 37%
• 101st birthday Have 450 grandmas. 37%
• Mine? Have 400 mines. 37%
• Up to code Have 150 javascript consoles. 37%
• Fringe Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses. 37%
• Yes I love technology Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories. 37%
• Paid in full Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks. 37%
• Microcosm Have 250 antimatter condensers. 37%
• Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals Have 500 cursors. 37%
• Forbidden zone Have 300 portals. 37%
• Pray on the weak Have 350 temples. 37%
• In full gear Have 400 factories. 37%
• More of the same Have 200 fractal engines. 37%
• Church of Cookiology Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples. 37%
• Too many rabbits, not enough hats Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers. 37%
• Bright future Have 250 prisms. 37%
• The proof of the cookie is in the baking Bake 10 octillion cookies per second. 37%
• It's a kind of magic Have 350 wizard towers. 37%
• Centennial and a half Have at least 150 of everything. 37%
• The most precious cargo Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments. 37%
• In the mouth of madness Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension. 37%
• cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com Have 300 time machines. 37%
• Make it so Have 350 shipments. 37%
• Defense of the ancients Have 500 grandmas. 37%
• Treacle tart economics Have 400 banks. 37%
• Make like a tree Have 450 farms. 37%
• Jellicles Own 10 kitten upgrades. 37%
• Unreal Have 150 idleverses. 37%
• The Aureate Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 37%
• Ever more hideous Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals. 37%
• Brought to you by the letter 🍪 Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension. 37%
• Scientists baffled everywhere Have 300 antimatter condensers. 37%
• If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second. 37%
• Ever in your favor Have 250 chancemakers. 37%
• Holy cookies, grandma! Have 400 temples. 37%
• Cave story Have 450 mines. 37%
• Works on my machine Have 200 javascript consoles. 37%
• Be kind, rewind Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines. 37%
• To crumbs, you say? Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. 37%
• Harmony of the spheres Have 300 prisms. 37%
• All that glitters is gold Have 350 alchemy labs. 37%
• Click (starring Adam Sandler) Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors. 37%
• The Prestige Have 400 wizard towers. 37%
• Last recurse Have 250 fractal engines. 37%
• Bicentennial Have at least 200 of everything. 37%
• Infinitesimal Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 37%
• A still more glorious dawn Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms. 37%
• He comes Have 350 portals. 37%
• Sedimentalism Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines. 37%
• In-cog-neato Have 450 factories. 37%
• Running with scissors Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second. 37%
• Sharpest tool in the shed Have 500 farms. 37%
• Once you've seen one Have 200 idleverses. 37%
• The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension. 37%
• Way back then Have 350 time machines. 37%
• Overgrowth Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms. 37%
• Be a lady Have 300 chancemakers. 37%
• That's just peanuts to space Have 400 shipments. 37%
• Save your breath because that's all you've got left Have 450 banks. 37%
• Hey now, you're a rock Have 500 mines. 37%
• Labor of love Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories. 37%
• Just a statistic Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers. 37%
• Worth its weight in lead Have 400 alchemy labs. 37%
• Vengeful and almighty Have 450 temples. 37%
• Rarefied air Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second. 37%
• But wait 'til you get older Have 550 grandmas. 37%
• Out of one, many Have 300 fractal engines. 37%
• Technical debt Have 250 javascript consoles. 37%
• Set for life Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 37%
• Exotic matter Have 350 antimatter condensers. 37%
• Reverse funnel system Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks. 37%
• What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex Have 400 portals. 37%
• Push it to the limit Bake 1 decillion cookies per second. 37%
• With her finger and her thumb Have 600 cursors. 37%
• Break the mold Have 500 factories. 37%
• Eating its own Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines. 37%
• When there's nothing left to add Purchase 400 upgrades. 37%
• At the end of the tunnel Have 350 prisms. 36%
• Frantiquities Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas. 36%
• Thus spoke you Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples. 36%
• Spell it out for you Have 450 wizard towers. 36%
• You get nothing Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. 36%
• Get the show on, get paid Have 500 banks. 36%
• A model of document object Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 36%
• Just plain lucky You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement. 36%
• Invited to yesterday's party Have 400 time machines. 36%
• Space space space space space Have 450 shipments. 36%
• Green cookies sleep furiously Bake 10 decillion cookies per second. 36%
• My world's on fire, how about yours Have 500 temples. 36%
• Mind your language Have 300 javascript consoles. 36%
• Overripe Have 550 farms. 36%
• Spoils and plunder Have 250 idleverses. 36%
• Coherence Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses. 36%
• Ecumenopolis Own 7,500 buildings. 36%
• Bicentennial and a half Have at least 250 of everything. 36%
• Manafest destiny Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers. 36%
• Dicey business Have 350 chancemakers. 36%
• Downsizing Have 400 antimatter condensers. 36%
• Panic! at Nabisco Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 36%
• Okay boomer Have 600 grandmas. 36%
• Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change Have 450 alchemy labs. 36%
• The meteor men beg to differ Have 500 wizard towers. 36%
• An example of recursion Have 350 fractal engines. 36%
• Renaissance baker Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. 36%
• Rock on Have 550 mines. 36%
• Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments. 36%
• Which eternal lie Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals. 36%
• My eyes Have 400 prisms. 36%
• Bursting at the seams Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 36%
• Humble rebeginnings Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. 36%
• Initial public offering Make your first stock market profit. 36%
• I've got the Midas touch Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 36%
• Déjà vu Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines. 36%
• Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear Have 450 portals. 36%
• Leisurely pace Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second. 36%
• Self-manmade man Have 550 factories. 36%
• In the green Have 600 farms. 36%
• Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere Have 300 idleverses. 36%
• Powers of Ten Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 36%
• Maybe a chance in hell, actually Have 400 chancemakers. 36%
• Hypersonic Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second. 36%
• Only shooting stars Have 500 shipments. 36%
• It's big brain time Have 1 cortex baker. 36%
• Now the dark days are gone Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms. 36%
• Groundhog day Have 450 time machines. 36%
• Just about full Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 36%
• Checks out Have 550 banks. 36%
• Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way Have 600 mines. 36%
• Tricentennial Have at least 300 of everything. 36%
• We could all use a little change Have 500 alchemy labs. 36%
• For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title Have 400 fractal engines. 36%
• Inconsolable Have 350 javascript consoles. 36%
• Murphy's wild guess Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers. 36%
• The end of the world Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. 36%
• Gotta go fast Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second. 36%
• Living on a prayer Have 550 temples. 36%
• Here be dragon Complete your dragon's training. 35%
• A matter of perspective Have 450 antimatter condensers. 35%
• Hungry for more Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 35%
• We must go deeper Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines. 35%
• The wheels of progress Have 600 factories. 35%
• Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb Have 500 portals. 35%
• Gotta hand it to you Have 700 cursors. 35%
• Bake him away, toys Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second. 35%
• Optical illusion Have 450 prisms. 35%
• Higitus figitus migitus mum Have 550 wizard towers. 35%
• That's rich Have 600 banks. 35%
• Just my imagination Have 50 cortex bakers. 35%
• First-class citizen Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 35%
• You're #1 so why try harder Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second. 35%
• Hyperspace expressway Have 350 idleverses. 35%
• The years start coming Have 500 time machines. 35%
• Closure Have 400 javascript consoles. 35%
• Ain't that a click in the head Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking. 35%
• Oh, you're back Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. 35%
• Now there's an idea Have 100 cortex bakers. 35%
• Jackpot Have 450 chancemakers. 35%
• Feed me, Orteil Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 35%
• The incredible journey Have 550 shipments. 35%
• Preaches and cream Have 600 temples. 35%
• Positive thinking Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 35%
• Earth-616 Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses. 35%
• What a concept Have 500 antimatter condensers. 35%
• The organ that named itself Have 150 cortex bakers. 34%
• I'm so meta, even this achievement Have 450 fractal engines. 34%
• And then what? Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 34%
• Just a phase Have 550 alchemy labs. 34%
• Magic thinking Have 600 wizard towers. 34%
• Wrath cookie Click a wrath cookie. 34%
• Haven't even begun to peak Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second. 34%
• Gyrification Have 200 cortex bakers. 34%
• The hunt is on Unlock 1 egg. 34%
• Freaky jazz hands Reach level 10 cursors. 34%
• You'll never shine if you don't glow Have 500 prisms. 34%
• Wrinklesquisher Burst 50 wrinklers. 34%
• Tricentennial and a half Have at least 350 of everything. 34%
• Versatile Have 400 idleverses. 34%
• The thought that counts Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 34%
• A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering' Have 250 cortex bakers. 34%
• Don't let me leave, Murph Have 550 portals. 34%
• Lazarus Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. 34%
• They moistly come at night Have 650 grandmas. 34%
• Cookie Clicker Unlock the final building. 34%
• Elder calm Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. 34%
• What did we even eat before these Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second. 34%
• Is there life on Mars? Have 600 shipments. 34%
• Mindfulness Have 300 cortex bakers. 34%
• You'll never know if you don't go Have 500 chancemakers. 33%
• Here you go Click this achievement's slot. 33%
• It's grown on you Have 650 farms. 33%
• My own clone Have 1 You. 33%
• Myriad Own 10,000 buildings. 33%
• I think it's safe to say you've got it made Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 33%
• Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere Have 450 javascript consoles. 33%
• Caveman to cosmos Have 550 time machines. 33%
• Kaizen Purchase 500 upgrades. 33%
• Leprechaun Click 777 golden cookies. 33%
• Never get bored Have 500 fractal engines. 33%
• Heavy flow Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second. 33%
• Don't let the walls cave in on you Have 650 mines. 33%
• Bad chemistry Have 600 alchemy labs. 33%
• Unthinkable Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 33%
• Multiplicity Have 50 You. 33%
• Tiny cookie Click the tiny cookie. 33%
• The 10% myth Have 350 cortex bakers. 33%
• Replaced by robots Have 650 factories. 33%
• Self-made Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You. 33%
• What's not clicking Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking. 33%
• Born for this job Have 100 You. 32%
• A sometimes food Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 32%
• Resurrection Ascend 10 times. 32%
• More you say? Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 32%
• The devil's workshop Have 800 cursors. 32%
• Lovely cookies Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie. 32%
• Particular tastes Have 550 antimatter condensers. 32%
• Financial prodigy Have 650 banks. 32%
• Episode II Have 150 You. 32%
• Copy that Have 200 You. 32%
• Quadricentennial Have at least 400 of everything. 32%
• Reduced to gibbering heaps Have 600 portals. 32%
• Grandmapocalypse Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time. 32%
• Reproducible results Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You. 32%
• Life finds a way Have 250 You. 32%
• And I will pray to a big god Have 650 temples. 31%
• Don't think about it too hard Have 400 cortex bakers. 31%
• Let it snow Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie. 31%
• Smurf account Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. 31%
• Keep going until I say stop Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 31%
• And now you're even older Have 700 grandmas. 31%
• A light snack Have 550 prisms. 31%
• Overcrowding Have 300 You. 31%
• You are inevitable Have 450 idleverses. 31%
• Back already? Have 600 time machines. 31%
• That's all you Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You. 31%
• Au naturel Have 700 farms. 31%
• Taking the back streets Have 500 javascript consoles. 31%
• Shosple Colupis Have 650 wizard towers. 31%
• Sleigh of hand Pop 50 reindeer. 30%
• All the stars in heaven Own 100 heavenly upgrades. 30%
• Not enough of a good thing Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 30%
• Dirt-rich Have 700 mines. 30%
• Strength in numbers Have 350 You. 30%
• Tempting fate Have 550 chancemakers. 30%
• Bots build bots Have 700 factories. 30%
• Egging on Unlock 7 eggs. 30%
• Nuclear throne Have 600 antimatter condensers. 29%
• False vacuum Have 650 shipments. 29%
• Getting that bag Have 700 banks. 29%
• Huge tracts of land Reach level 10 farms. 29%
• Horn of plenty Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 29%
• Tautological Have 550 fractal engines. 29%
• Olden days Find the forgotten madeleine. 29%
• Army of me Have 400 You. 28%
• Thick-skinned Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil. 28%
• But I didn't say stop, did I? Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second. 28%
• The leader is good, the leader is great Have 700 temples. 28%
• Making light of the situation Have 600 prisms. 28%
• Metallic taste Have 650 alchemy labs. 28%
• Away from this place Have 500 idleverses. 27%
• Though fools seldom differ Have 450 cortex bakers. 27%
• If at first you don't succeed Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. 27%
• Methuselah Reach level 10 grandmas. 27%
• I'm the wiz Cast 99 spells. 27%
• You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma- Have 700 wizard towers. 27%
• Mass Easteria Unlock 14 eggs. 27%
• Swiss cheese Have 650 portals. 26%
• Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose. Have 600 chancemakers. 26%
• Elder slumber Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. 26%
• With unrivaled fervor Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second. 25%
• Sweetmeats Harvest a meaty sugar lump. 25%
• God complex Name yourself Orteil. 25%
• Signed, sealed, delivered Have 700 shipments. 25%
• Motormouth Reach level 10 wizard towers. 25%
• Quadricentennial and a half Have at least 450 of everything. 25%
• Beyond quality Purchase 600 upgrades. 25%
• Maillard reaction Harvest a caramelized sugar lump. 24%
• Curly braces Have 550 javascript consoles. 24%
• But the future refused to change Have 650 time machines. 24%
• Large and in charge Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 24%
• In and of itself Have 600 fractal engines. 24%
• Moistburster Burst 200 wrinklers. 23%
• A capital idea Reach level 10 banks. 23%
• Sugar, spice, and everything nice Have 700 alchemy labs. 23%
• Know thyself Have 450 You. 22%
• It belongs in a bakery Reach level 10 temples. 22%
• Looking kind of dumb Have 500 cortex bakers. 22%
• Spooky cookies Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie. 22%
• What's the dark matter with you Have 650 antimatter condensers. 22%
• Hide & seek champion Unlock all the eggs. 21%
• I am speed Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second. 21%
• D-d-d-d-deeper Reach level 10 mines. 21%
• Absolutely stuffed Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 21%
• Stifling the press Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it. 21%
• Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore Have 700 portals. 20%
• Patently genius Reach level 10 factories. 20%
• All on deck Have 900 cursors. 20%
• Been there done that Reach level 10 shipments. 20%
• Botany enthusiast Harvest 100 mature garden plants. 20%
• Enlightenment Have 650 prisms. 19%
• Everywhere at once Have 550 idleverses. 19%
• Phlogisticated substances Reach level 10 alchemy labs. 18%
• No more room in hell Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. 18%
• Baby it's old outside Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season. 18%
• Duck typing Have 600 javascript consoles. 18%
• And on and on Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second. 18%
• Quincentennial Have at least 500 of everything. 18%
• I only meant to stay a while Have 700 time machines. 18%
• Bizarro world Reach level 10 portals. 17%
• Reindeer sleigher Pop 200 reindeer. 17%
• Never tell me the odds Have 650 chancemakers. 17%
• Self-improvement Reach level 10 You. 17%
• The long now Reach level 10 time machines. 16%
• O Fortuna Own every fortune upgrade. 16%
• Strange topologies Reach level 10 idleverses. 16%
• It's only wafer-thin Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 16%
• Gifted Reach level 10 cortex bakers. 16%
• Didn't make sense not to live Have 500 You. 16%
• Sierpinski rhomboids Reach level 10 fractal engines. 16%
• Chubby hadrons Reach level 10 antimatter condensers. 16%
• Alexandria Reach level 10 javascript consoles. 16%
• Palettable Reach level 10 prisms. 15%
• Not 20 years away forever Have 700 antimatter condensers. 15%
• Eldeer Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy. 15%
• Make my day Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale. 15%
• Blowing an Apollonian gasket Have 650 fractal engines. 15%
• Let's leaf it at that Reach level 10 chancemakers. 15%
• In the garden of Eden (baby) Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. 15%
• Everything happens so much Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second. 15%
• Neverclick Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times. 15%
• Full warehouses Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good. 14%
• A beautiful mind Have 550 cortex bakers. 14%
• Think big Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 14%
• Reject reality, substitute your own Have 600 idleverses. 14%
• Speed baking III Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes. 14%
• Bright side of the Moon Have 700 prisms. 13%
• Buy buy buy Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase. 13%
• Wrinkler poker Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. 13%
• Pyramid scheme Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters. 13%
• True Neverclick Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks. 12%
• Quincentennial and a half Have at least 550 of everything. 12%
• Rookie numbers Own at least 100 of every stock market good. 12%
• Get with the program Have 650 javascript consoles. 12%
• Riding the Mersenne twister Have 700 chancemakers. 12%
• Hypersize me Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 12%
• In her likeness Shape your clones to resemble grandmas. 11%
• Hardcore Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased. 11%
• Cardinal synapses Have 600 cortex bakers. 11%
• I'll rest when I'm dead Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second. 11%
• Divide and conquer Have 700 fractal engines. 11%
• All-natural cane sugar Harvest a golden sugar lump. 11%
• Max capacity Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 11%
• Genetic bottleneck Have 550 You. 11%
• No nobility in poverty Own at least 500 of every stock market good. 10%
• Last Chance to See Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler. 10%
• Debt evasion Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. 10%
• No time like the present Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge). 10%
• Sexcentennial Have at least 600 of everything. 9.8%
• Lost your cosmic marbles Have 650 idleverses. 9.8%
• A round of applause Have 1,000 cursors. 9.8%
• Black cat's paw Click 7,777 golden cookies. 9.1%
• Can we get much higher Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second. 8.7%
• Pebcakes Have 700 javascript consoles. 8.7%
• Fake it till you bake it Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 8.6%
• By will alone I set my mind in motion Have 650 cortex bakers. 8.5%
• Despite everything, it's still you Have 600 You. 8.3%
• Green, aching thumb Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants. 8.2%
• History in the baking Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 8.2%
• Four-leaf cookie Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously. 8.0%
• A wizard is you Cast 999 spells. 7.8%
• Liquid assets Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million. 7.8%
• Sexcentennial and a half Have at least 650 of everything. 7.8%
• What do you get for the baker who has everything Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 7.7%
• Greener on the other sides Have 700 idleverses. 7.7%
• Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker) Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second. 7.6%
• Bottomless pit Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 7.5%
• Keeper of the conservatory Unlock every garden seed. 7.4%
• Reincarnation Ascend 100 times. 7.3%
• Everyone everywhere all at once Have 650 You. 7.2%
• Where is my mind Have 700 cortex bakers. 7.1%
• Seedless to nay Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets. 7.0%
• When the cookies ascend just right Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies. 6.9%
• Introspection Have 700 You. 6.8%
• Septcentennial Have at least 700 of everything. 6.7%
• Gaseous assets Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million). 6.6%
• Rainy day fund Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 6.6%
• And a little extra Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension. 6.5%
• Seven horseshoes Click 27,777 golden cookies. 6.3%
• Endless cycle Ascend 1,000 times. 6.0%
• Oft we mar what's well Purchase 700 upgrades. 5.6%