Happy's Humble Burger Farm
Give it 3 hours
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 3 reviews are negative (39%); after 5h it's 1 in 17 (6%).
- Fully opens up by hour 5.
- 24% of players who start reach the ending.
- Most players drop off before “That's All, Folks!” (Defeat Evil Petey): only 52% of starters get there.
- Only 48% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 3,092 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 46 reviews: 8.7h for positive, 1h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (47.8% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
- Started playing 100%
- That's All, Folks! Defeat Evil Petey Most players quit here 52% −48
- Turing Test Meet V.I.C. 50% −2
- Going Down Survive the Elevator Descent 36% −14
- Salute the Colonel Defeat Evil Charlie 31% −4
- Escape From the Barn Destroy the Truck in the Burger Barn 30% −1
- Killer of Giants Witness the Nuclear Explosion 27% −3
- 3rd Shift Survive Evil Happy 26%
- What Year Is It Escape the Simulation 25% −2
story milestone ending biggest drop-off
Story milestones were labeled by AI from achievement names and descriptions; mistakes are possible.
All achievements (30)
story milestone ending side
- I'm Lovin' It Complete your first shift 100%
- Oops Serve a wrong order to a customer 87%
- Have It Your Way Buy something from a vending machine 78%
- Spoiler Alert Spoil 10 meat patties 56%
- That's All, Folks! Defeat Evil Petey 52%
- Crafty Find your first recipe 52%
- I Have No Mouth Find the Apartment hole 50%
- Turing Test Meet V.I.C. 50%
- Funkytown Create a Keypad Hacker 47%
- Straight to the Thighs Eat 10 Energy Bars 42%
- But I Must Scream Find the Boss Room Ventilation Shaft 42%
- Bomb Dot Com Create a Burger Bomb 39%
- Nobody Panic! Put out a grill fire 37%
- Backpack, Backpack Find the Backpack 37%
- Do You Smell That? Discover the parking garage 36%
- Going Down Survive the Elevator Descent 36%
- Salute the Colonel Defeat Evil Charlie 31%
- Escape From the Barn Destroy the Truck in the Burger Barn 30%
- Flashback Go back in time 28%
- Killer of Giants Witness the Nuclear Explosion 27%
- 3rd Shift Survive Evil Happy 26%
- What Year Is It Escape the Simulation 25%
- Caffeine Rush Drink 10 Jazzy Javas 22%
- Phreaky Hack a vending depot 21%
- Deja Vu Die 10 times 20%
- Now in HD! Buy the Flatscreen TV 20%
- My Bad Serve 5 wrong orders to a customer 19%
- Let Me Speak to the Manager Serve 10 wrong orders to a customer 16%
- Jukebox Hero Buy the Jukebox 15%
- I'm Not Even Looking Take 25 pictures 14%