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Godlike Burger
Give it 5 hours
Gets good by 5h then rated almost like by veterans
Started playing 61% of owners
Steam reviews 74% positive of 1,087
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 2 reviews are negative (54%); after 5h it's 1 in 6 (18%).
- The opening is criticised more than in 83% of games we track.
- Only 61% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 1,096 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 297 reviews: 6.4h for positive, 1h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (60.6% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (28)
- MASTER CHEF Serve the first burger 100%
- FIRST BLOOD Make the first kill 93%
- KEVIN! Activate a trap for the first time 79%
- JACK OF ALL TRADES End the day with a rating S 69%
- CRIMINAL Catch the eye of the police 61%
- GRANDMA WOULD BE PROUD Prepare 100 perfect burgers 47%
- WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT Kill 100 visitors 42%
- HONORS STUDENT Finish 10 days with the best rating 39%
- BUTCHER Kill all visitors during the day 30%
- RAMBO Fight off the police squad 26%
- HELL'S KITCHEN Buy all kitchen upgrades 23%
- MARTYR Finish 50 business days 21%
- CELEBRITY Reach max Prestige 20%
- INDIVIDUAL APPROACH Serve all visitors during the day 20%
- GRATITUDE Earn 10,000 credits from tips alone 17%
- PATTY-KILLER Buy all chef upgrades 11%
- LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN Pay 10,000 credits' worth of bills 11%
- GOURMET Buy recipes for all sauces 9.4%
- PRUDENT Put 10,000 credits in the safe 9.4%
- EXPERIMENTALIST Buy all traps 8.9%
- SCATTERBRAIN Let 50 witnesses slip away 7.8%
- HIGH TECHNOLOGIES Level all traps up to the maximum 5.4%
- TASTE UNTASTY Cook 100 disgusting burgers 5.4%
- DEBTOR Catch the eye of 5 Collectors 3.3%
- I'VE SEEN SOME… See all the races that inhabit the Galaxy 2.5%
- CORRUPTIONIST Spend 10,000 credits on bribes 2.1%
- TRAVELER Visit all planets in the Galaxy 1.8%
- MISTER ALL THUMBS Burn 500 patties 1.7%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.