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When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

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Based on all 862 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 293 reviews: 5.8h for positive, 0.9h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (85.3% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (82)

• Good Student Finish the tutorial stage 100%
• Newbie Do 1 run 99%
• Toad Slayer Kill Mega Toad 77%
• Uselessness Destroy 200 barrels 65%
• Free Marketer Sell a weapon in the shop 63%
• Sludge Cleaner Kill Sludge Swine 62%
• Rookie Do 10 runs 51%
• MacGyver Use 10 different special items 51%
• Holy Moly Kill Epix Mole 50%
• Rising Star Get 1000 likes in a single run 44%
• Fitless Kill Body Positive Hamster 43%
• Close call Win an episode with half a heart left 43%
• Rambo Kill 1000 enemies 42%
• Meat Shield Get hit 20 times during one episode 39%
• Dewormed Kill Wormy Cat 37%
• I don’t like crowds Kill 999 audience members 35%
• Trapper! Get killed by a spike trap 35%
• Flawless Kill a boss without getting hit 32%
• Party Over Kill DJ Horse 32%
• The Emperor's New Clothes Unlock a character skin 32%
• Can't Touch This Defeat any boss without using dash 30%
• Oniomania Spend a total of 10k likes in the shop 29%
• I Need A Hero Revive a friend 29%
• Flush the Toilet Kill Toilet Monkey 26%
• Influencer Get 3000 likes in a single run 25%
• Shifty Sell Golden Gun in the shop 25%
• Instagram Model Get max possible points in a Social or Fame stage 24%
• Thanks, LoanSharks! You avoided fight thanks to a sponsor support 24%
• Dead Weight Die more than 3 times in co-op during a single stage 22%
• From Dusk Till Dawn Kill Mad Bat 22%
• Survival Instinct Kill 30 enemies without healing while having only half a heart of health 22%
• Emotional Killer Kill Emo Hedgehog 20%
• You know you can switch weapons, right? Kill any boss using class weapons only 20%
• At least you tried Die while trying to revive a friend 19%
• Celebrity Get 5000 likes in a single run 19%
• Ninja Take the new weapon 3 times in a row in the co-op mode 19%
• Stubborn Do 50 runs 19%
• Arms Dealer Sell 20 weapons in the shop 18%
• Interregnum Kill Junk Queen 18%
• Weapons Master Unlock all weapons 18%
• Perk Master Unlock all perks 18%
• MacGunver Upgrade any weapon to level 4 17%
• Failed Experiment Kill Lionstein 17%
• Break the Glass Kill Ass'in'Glass 16%
• Anger Management Get both low health perks active at a time 15%
• Endless loop Play Endless Mode 15%
• No More Hugs! Kill Blind Hugger 15%
• Items Master Unlock all special items 14%
• Tentakill Kill Wack-a-Ctopus 14%
• Well, that was impressive Get killed by a rat 14%
• You are sh&$! at QTE Make 10 mistakes in a single duel 14%
• Stray heart Do not get healed in any way for the entire episode 13%
• Am I Playing With Bots? Revive other players more than 5 times in a single stage 12%
• Corpse in the Shell Kill Giant Turtle 12%
• Welcome to Endless Kill 1 boss during a single run in Endless Mode 12%
• Fartricide Kill Blood Brothers 12%
• Golden Shot Kill yourself by using Stimpack 12%
• Have A Blast Kill 3 enemies with a single mine 12%
• Thiccc Have both skin perks active at a time 11%
• For the fans Do not kill any public during the entire episode 11%
• Can't fix this Kill Cockroach the Builder 9.8%
• Is your finger all right? Dash 200 times in one Endless Mode stage 9.6%
• Pacifist Clear stage without using any weapons or offensive items 9.0%
• Some Generic Achievement Title Kill 2 bosses during a single run in Endless Mode 9.0%
• Better Safe Than Sorry Take two weapons from the lobby 8.9%
• Have we met before? Fight the same boss twice during one Endless Mode run 8.8%
• Speedrunner Complete any episode within 5 minutes 8.6%
• Life Beyond the State Buy Golden Gun in the shop 8.3%
• Knew it from the start Kill Host Parrot 8.1%
• Marathoner Do 100 runs 7.7%
• Risk-taker Finish episode without picking up any weapon, special item or healing heart 7.4%
• Fashionista Get boots and use invisibility special 7.3%
• All mighty Complete Endless Mode stage within 2 minutes 6.4%
• Flawless Victory Complete any episode without getting hit 5.9%
• Vito Corleone Kill 4 bosses during a single run in Endless Mode 5.2%
• Can't touch this Finish 30 waves in Endless Mode without being hit 4.9%
• The real man Stay no more than 2 seconds in the shop 4.9%
• Thru the rabbit hole Find a secret room 4.3%
• Binge Master Kill 8 bosses during a single run in Endless Mode 3.6%
• Midas Touch Kill 100 enemies with Golden Gun 2.9%
• Boss Hunter Kill 16 bosses during a single run in Endless Mode 2.3%
• Endless conservatist Finish 30 waves in Endless Mode using only class weapons 1.9%