KeyWe
Give it 2 hours
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 4 reviews are negative (25%); after 4h it's 1 in 19 (5%).
- Fully opens up by hour 3.
- 13% of players who start reach the ending.
- The biggest drop-off is between “Learn the Ropes” (Complete the first week of Summer) and “Fun in the Bungalow Basin Sun” (Complete every level in Summer): from 81% to 52% of starters.
- 95% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 2,582 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 298 reviews: 5h for positive, 1.9h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (94.9% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
- Started playing 100%
- You're Hired! Become registered Teleposters. 100%
- Learn the Ropes Complete the first week of Summer 81% −19
- Fun in the Bungalow Basin Sun Complete every level in Summer Most players quit here 52% −29
- Pumpkins and Postage Stamps Complete every level in Autumn 26% −26
- Kiwinter Kiwonderland Complete every level in Winter 13% −12
story milestone ending biggest drop-off
Story milestones were labeled by AI from achievement names and descriptions; mistakes are possible.
All achievements (20)
story milestone ending side
- You're Hired! Become registered Teleposters. 100%
- Learn the Ropes Complete the first week of Summer 81%
- Fun in the Bungalow Basin Sun Complete every level in Summer 52%
- Practice Makes Postmasters Beat your previous score on a level 46%
- Working for the Kiweekend Complete an Overtime Shift for Bonus Pay 44%
- A Startling Discovery Find a Collectible 40%
- Pumpkins and Postage Stamps Complete every level in Autumn 26%
- Kiwinter Kiwonderland Complete every level in Winter 13%
- Summer Postmasters Earn Postmaster on all Summer Levels 3.8%
- Secrets of the Telepost Find every Collectible 3.3%
- Off to the Races Complete all 3 courses of the Telepost Tournament. 2.7%
- Autumn Postmasters Earn Postmaster on all Autumn levels 2.5%
- Against All Odds Complete all Challenges, in all 3 courses of the Telepost Tournament. 2.4%
- Stocking Up Earn half of the wearables in the Wardrobe 2.2%
- Winter Postmasters Earn Postmaster on all Winter levels 1.7%
- Postmasters General Earn Postmaster on every level in the Calendar 1.6%
- Working Overtime Earn Postmaster on every Overtime Shift 1.3%
- KeyWe are the Champions Place 1st in all 3 courses of the Telepost Tournament. 1.2%
- Tournamasters Place 1st with all Challenges active, in all 3 courses of the Telepost Tournament. 0.8%
- Fully Stocked Earn all of the wearables in the Wardrobe 0.8%