Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
Give it 2 hours
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 5 reviews are negative (21%); after 3h it's 1 in 45 (2%).
- Fully opens up by hour 3.
- 54% of players who start reach the ending.
- Most players drop off before “Turnip Boy” (You committed tax evasion): only 54% of starters get there.
- 93% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 14,345 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 299 reviews: 3.8h for positive, 2.4h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (93% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
- Started playing 100%
- Turnip Boy You committed tax evasion. Most players quit here 54% −46
story milestone ending biggest drop-off
Story milestones were labeled by AI from achievement names and descriptions; mistakes are possible.
All achievements (37)
story milestone ending side
- Tax evader You committed tax evasion! 100%
- Adventurer You grew your own Soil Sword! 95%
- Most wanted You ripped up a wanted poster. 95%
- Winner You obtained a chunk of gold that makes you feel good. 92%
- Heartless You tore up a love letter. 91%
- Hat wearer You obtained your first hat. 91%
- Murderer You brutally murdered Jerry and ripped up his rent. 89%
- Simp You shredded slayQueen32's autograph. 88%
- Contractor You tore up someone's 1099. 87%
- Dumpster diver You ripped up a receipt in the trash. 83%
- Book worm You ripped a lame book in half. 81%
- Savvy shopper You destroyed a receipt for seeds. 71%
- The messenger You ripped up Matt's MIA notice. 70%
- Draft dodger You tore up Matt's draft letter. 67%
- Devil You destroyed a vandalized wanted poster. 66%
- Computer wiz You broke some computer software. 64%
- Waifu You destroyed a waifu. 63%
- Petitioner You destroyed FlipFlop's last chance. 62%
- Gravedigger You ripped up a letter to the dead. 60%
- Criminal You got a dirty shovel. 59%
- News boy You ripped up an old newspaper. 58%
- Doomsdayers You tore up a nuclear hazard information sheet. 58%
- Liz You read and ripped up part of a diary. 58%
- Turnip Boy You committed tax evasion. 54%
- Home owner You ripped up your own deed. 54%
- Teacher You destroyed the book that taught everyone how to speak. 54%
- Turnipchino You ripped up a letter from your dad. 54%
- Tyrant You destroyed words written by a tyrant. 49%
- Estate agent You destroyed someone else's deed. 48%
- Anarchist You destroyed every single tax document. 41%
- Passenger Faint on the Limitless Line. 40%
- Taxation with representation You prevented universal taxation. 40%
- Destroyer of the world Get nuked kiddo. 40%
- Fashionista You found all the hats. 36%
- Conductor Defeat the conductor. 31%
- Tank You grew all the heart fruits! 30%
- ??? Defeat ??? 21%