CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

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Based on all 2,173 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 286 reviews: 2.9h for positive, 1.4h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (85.9% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (83)

• Early Adopter You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it... 100%
• Funky Pop! Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld. 81%
• Not Jesus The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it. 72%
• Kasia, wróć! She's never coming back... 54%
• Coming Out of the Closet You got caught... 35%
• Movin' n Groovin' Show off your moves. 28%
• No Escape Strange... 22%
• Oops... You had to wipe your save data due to my terrible coding. Here's a consolation prize... 22%
• Saving Lives You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off... 20%
• My Masterpiece Create your first piece of art. 15%
• Paid in Full Eh, no one liked her anyway. 13%
• Betrayal He really liked you, man... How could you? 12%
• Seven Hundo And you can't even do seven... 11%
• Stuck Idiot... 11%
• High Voltage This isn't safe... 9.4%
• I'm Bisexual! You identify as Bisexual. 9.4%
• Room 503 Hm... 9.4%
• No More Baby! Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you... 9.1%
• Gang Stalked Encounter your Federal Agent in the wild for the first time. She kinda cute though... 7.9%
• Simpin' Ain't Easy If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less. 7.8%
• Billiards Pro That's not actually how you play the game. 7.6%
• Out of Bounds You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice! 7.5%
• I'm Gay! You identify as Gay. 6.6%
• 跑酷 你在这干嘛 ? 5.6%
• Corrupted It was only a matter of time... 5.6%
• Locked Up There's only one way out of here now... Well, two actually. 5.5%
• Practice Makes Perfect I'll do better next time... 5.0%
• The "Other" Plane Do these even do anything? The science says no. 4.8%
• Baby Grabber Put him down... Put him down! 4.7%
• Zoil Skip Perform the 'Zoil Skip'. 4.4%
• New Whip Feels new, anyway... 4.0%
• No Call No Show Skipped a day of work... How could you? 4.0%
• Walk A Mile In... Someone else's shoes. 4.0%
• Burn The Witch The evil artefact has been destroyed... 3.7%
• The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop! There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this... 3.6%
• Terminated Terminated from your job at GloboCorp. 3.6%
• Jackpot! 1000 Tickets! Wahoo! 3.3%
• Art Connoisseur Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art. 3.0%
• The Spirit of Christmas Discovered the true meaning of Christmas. 2.9%
• The Heist You'd do anything to save Tyrone... Even robbing a bank. 2.9%
• Makin' Bacon Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest. 2.9%
• Full of Pride Discovered the meaning of "Pride". 2.8%
• The Trash Man You really will do anything, won't you? 2.8%
• Making a Mess That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem. 2.7%
• The Pact Made a pact with The Dong. 2.7%
• Strange Device What are it's motives? 2.6%
• Clocking In Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer. 2.6%
• Cuck-ception Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator... 2.6%
• I'm Blue You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are... 2.4%
• Sneed Sneed. 2.4%
• Red Rocket I dub thee... "Red Rocket" 2.3%
• Nerfed Beat Cuck Souls. 2.2%
• Genocide Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds. 2.2%
• My New Friend Who said you can't buy friendship? 2.2%
• Night Duty Worked at night. 2.2%
• Loved and Lost Not again... 2.1%
• Pain in My... Hard at work, or hard at work? 2.1%
• System Error What more would you expect from outsourced code? 2.1%
• Pig Roast Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest. 2.0%
• Demon Accused of being a demon. 1.9%
• Never Forget "Fell" to your death. 1.9%
• Push It Push the button. A lot. 1.9%
• Hard Victory Beat Cuck Souls on hard mode... Impressive. 1.7%
• Flawless Victory Beat Cuck Souls without taking damage. 1.7%
• myspacebarisbroken Beat Cuck Souls without ever rolling. 1.6%
• Godlike Beat Cuck Souls without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane. 1.6%
• Eyes In The Sky Fixed the drone. 1.6%
• The Great Escape Escaped from jail. 1.6%
• Beer Exploit Are you even going to drink them all? 1.5%
• Genocide, But Faster Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds. 1.5%
• Genocide v2 Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds. 1.5%
• Funky Pop Connoisseur Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza! 1.3%
• CORN Played CORN. 1.2%
• Hangman _ _ _ _ _ _ 1.2%
• Patricide Step-Patricide, technically. 1.0%
• Well Informed Read all of the Pulse News stories. 0.7%
• Kitchen Staff Only Better stay out of line of sight. 0.6%
• Deleted Don't worry, I left you a backup... You'll have to locate it though. 0.5%
• The Ladies Room Accidentally SA'd a female. 0.5%
• Broken Least insane woman. 0.3%
• Jet Set It kinda looks like a toilet... 0.3%
• RIP The future is bright..? 0.3%
• It's Beautiful Designed by Timothy, Age 6 0.3%